Hire your very own Fred the Shred
Anonymous Coward
So... #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 12:50 GMT
A lorry turns up at my site and I take out a batch of items on which there is guaranteed to be valuable data.
Lorry operator takes each item and slips it into a slot.
Out of another slot falls bits of ground up waste.
How do _I_ _KNOW_ that what is falling out is actually what I put in? My disks etc contain valuable / sensitive / secret data otherwise I wouldn’t be paying for a bloke / blokess to bring their lorry round to destroy it all for me. So how do I know that this bloke / blokess hasn’t rigged their rig to provide the correct weight of scrap and hold onto my disks keeping them nice and safe for later data retrieval?
FlatSpot
WTF #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 12:56 GMT

Is this a news story or an advert????
AndyC
videos... #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 13:01 GMT

lots of them please
Anonymous Coward
Re: videos... #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 13:30 GMT

"lots of them please"
If you're into that sort of thing, you can get your rocks off at this little lot...
http://www.willitblend.com/
Riscyrich
Will it blend - that is the question.... #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 13:30 GMT

They should get that guy from Blendtec to have a go...
http://www.willitblend.com/
Love the iplod blending video
Nathan Barrow
@AndyC #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 13:30 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=ssi+shredder
You know your data is gone because you get to watch it being obliterated!
Steve Foster
@AC #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 13:30 GMT
Easy - you spray paint all your crushables dayglo pink/green/orange/whatever you fancy before handing them over. If the pieces are not brightly coloured, you've been had.
Anonymous Coward
But will it blend? #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 13:30 GMT

(this does sound like a bit of an advert, what is the Reg price list again?)
Nipsirc
Where's the... #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 13:35 GMT
...'report this item as spam' button?
Ian Stephenson
Thermite #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 13:35 GMT

For when you absolutely must destroy every mother****ing bit in the drive stack.
Accept no substitutes.
Mines the one with scorch marks.
Steve Spiller
Will it blend? #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 13:35 GMT
Reminds me of the "Will it blend?" adverts from BlendTech. Except on a much bigger scale :)
EnricoSuarve
The cheaper option.. #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 13:35 GMT

Alternativly for 10$ per drive this bloke will come with his blender
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg1ckCkm8YI&feature=related
I wonder if any of them recycle the scrap?
Toby Roberts
Civil Servant in a Blender? #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 13:58 GMT

Do they offer a similar service for the numptys that leave confidential files/laptops on trains?
Now that I would like to see, if a bit gory - although a playmobile reconstruction would at least reduce our collective stress levels.
If not, then this is a new one for joecartoon.com along the lines of frog in a blender...
Lionel Baden
huh !? #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 13:58 GMT
i just use a big screw driver and hammer ?
how lazy are you lot ...
Eddie Edwards
One word #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 14:37 GMT

Cordite
Eddie Edwards
Three words #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 14:37 GMT

I meant Thermite :)
Charles
@EnricoSuarve #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 15:10 GMT

Both firms are WEEE-compliant, which means they minimize the disposal of their end result and maximize their reuse, recycling, recovery, etc.
Colin Millar
Look - WEEE compliant ain't green #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 15:10 GMT

Its checking a bureacrats box.
Green = not destroying stuff that costs resources to make while it ain't busted.
FFS get off your high horses - apart from a very few cases no-one gives a shit about your information and if its really that secret don't write it down and don't put it in a computer - remember - two people CAN keep a secret - if one of them's dead.
Nigel
£20 per drive ?! #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 15:10 GMT

Here's the cheap but sane approach. Buy a large bench vice and a small battery-powered drill, a bucket, and (to keep the Elf and Safety mafia happy) some safety goggles. To destroy a disk drive, crush it in the vice. That alone should defeat anyone short of an intelligence agency. But if you want even greater security, before crushing, drill some holes in the disk cover. Crush, then dump it in the bucket and pour a corrosive liquid over it. Leave to soak for a few days. Coca-Cola is probably effective, and won't raise any safety flags. (Even though it kills keyboards in seconds and dissolves teeth. Safe to drink? I'll leave that for another day). A solution of ferric chloride, as used for etching printed circuit boards, is even more agressive (and pretty safe. It's murder on clothing, but splashes won't do human skin any harm. Think concentrated essence of rust).
If anyone wants to pay me £1000 to come and destroy 50 disk drives I'm quite happy to oblige. In fact I'll do 100 for the price of 50. Fun day out here I come.
(Anyone know the Curie temperature of modern magnetic media? Baking for an hour at gas mark 10 might also be very effective)
Bill Clark
$0.2/4 does it #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 15:10 GMT
I usually stack up about 4 drives and blow a slightly off-center hole in them with my trusty Kimber. OC, what works in Colorado might not for you :)
Martin
@Civil Servant in a Blender #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 15:23 GMT
No - but they do shred the bus the key was left on.
Security you know - can't be too careful.
Frank
@Steve Foster re. @AC #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 16:20 GMT
But how do I know the operator doesn't have a stock of pre-painted, pre-shredded drives hidden in his truck, with a selector mechanism to choose the colour depending on the colour of the drives I give him to shred? Aha !
Robert Moore
Question #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 21:48 GMT

Why would I pay someone to destroy drives when it SO much fun to do it myself?
Anonymous Coward
Cruelty to animals #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 21:48 GMT

And if you have a parrot that knows a bit too much and is in danger of blabbing your secrets, the machinery will make short work of it too.
bws
In my experience #
Posted Tuesday 28th April 2009 23:21 GMT
an industrial grade tree chipper works every bit as good.
A J Stiles
DBAN #
Posted Wednesday 29th April 2009 09:17 GMT

DBAN does fine, as long as the drives are still working. And it's verifiable, because the drive still works afterward. You can send it to any data recovery company you like, and none of them will get you back a single byte of your original data.
The only reason the intelligence agencies pretend they can recover data from even one overwrite cycle is that they don't want to give away the fact that the actual techniques they use, don't involve the drive at all.
D@v3
Why pay someone else to do it for me? #
Posted Wednesday 29th April 2009 12:53 GMT

I've just spent the last 2 weeks (being paid) to 'decomission' a load of old laptops, including making the HDD's "secure". Once you got the buggers out, you can do the rest of the job using nothing more than a pair of pliers.
(some goggles might have been useful, when a platter shatters, the bits go everywhere)
Matt
green... #
Posted Thursday 30th April 2009 10:30 GMT
ive always wondered how the wwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee thingmy works... with whole computers and drives etc, you can dismantle and recover the recyclables... when you turn a mixture of materials into mulch, the process of separating the materials would be a lot harder... and as mentioned... taking a perfectly useable, working device, destroying it, procssing the remains and recycling 2% of the thing isnt really as green as just wiping and reusing it........
is the green aspect the fact that a 3.5" hard drive reduced to dust is much easier to hide in the land fill? whilst the company 'pledges' to possibly plant a daffodil in the distant future??
Jimbob
Destroying != Green #
Posted Tuesday 5th May 2009 10:20 GMT

How can destroying something that works be GREEN?! There is no need to physically destroy drives, DBAN will work just fine.
Oh the PARANOIA about deleting data. Makes me sad :(