But it gets worse...
The swine flu has now mutated and combined with the Bird flu virus.
It's now called the Flying Pig flu! (Hey was I the first to say that on here?)
Flying pig flu, what a very suitable name for all those scare stories we are going to have to endure for weeks on end now until the media realises this isn't the apocalypse after all, once again.
Also I suspect a few weeks from now after all their scare mongering they will be telling *US* not to panic!
Then they can get back to droning on about Carbon footprints and rising sea levels.