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* Microsoft ditches Live Search product upload tool

Richard

All that's left... 

Stop

...is for them to ditch Live Search altogether.

MS exec "We've got more money than God and what the world needs now is a new search engine! Name a successful search engine with global brand identity."

MS minion "Google?"

MS exec "Apart from that one."

MS minion "Yahoo!?."

MS exec "And that one."

MS minion "...err..."

MS exec "See! I'm right. A gap in the market!" (Dreams of rising stock options and the keys to the executive toilets.)

Anonymous Coward

Time for Microsoft Dead Search - RIP 

Dead Vulture

How long will MS piss money away with its online services, and in particular Live Search, before they kill it off? RIP Live Search....

Anonymous Coward

Conversation 

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MS Exec 1: Let's use our strategy of nicking someone elses ideas, buying any small competitors they have and then muscling them out of the market.

MS Exec 2: Great idea. I hear that there is a lot of money in search engines.

...

some time later

...

MS Exec 1: Our product is pants compared to the competitors what do we do.

MS Exec 2: Historically we would release it anyway. Or we could try buying out the competition.

MS Exec 1: We can't afford to buy Google and Yahoo.

MS Exec 2: This is a free product! We can't con people into buying it!

MS Exec 1: Let's withdraw it then.

Anonymous Coward

Microsoft and their Use of English 

Gates Halo

"Thank you for your interest in the product upload beta. Regrettably, we are discontinuing this program," said Microsoft."

Quite possibly regrettable, but did they really mean 'regretfully'...?

Anonymous Coward

Capitalist bastards 

Gates Horns

Typical thinking from Microsoft -

If you are searching the web, then you are are consumer searching for a product to spend money on.

FAIL.

Anonymous Coward

Yawn 

wake we when its over... i care so little i almost fainted

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