first and only life-saving bra #
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 11:45 GMT
This survival was due to the bra itself. The Brazilian woman was saved by money. The bra was immaterial. Tsk, let's be clear.
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 11:45 GMT
This survival was due to the bra itself. The Brazilian woman was saved by money. The bra was immaterial. Tsk, let's be clear.
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 11:47 GMT
So, we should be looking at Kevlar instead of silicone. Perhaps even a Kevlar beer-gut implant for men?
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 12:11 GMT
I'd say the shooter missed rather than bouncing off of a bra.
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 12:11 GMT
Paris.....because she has deflected many shots at her breast without the aid of a bra.
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 12:11 GMT
so that woman in brazil stuffed money into her bra for safe keeping
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 12:11 GMT
So, if a woman wore a lucky bra over her Bulgarian airbags, she'd be almost invincible, right?
I bet Paris already knows the answer to that.
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 13:50 GMT
A.K.A. "Clown Car"
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 13:50 GMT
What if the Brazillian bullets were foiled by loose change, rather than foldin' stuff?
Worst.stripper.evvah.
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 13:50 GMT
Hmmm, does cup size determine angle of deflection?
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 13:50 GMT
"My breasts are like tits of steel."
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 18:15 GMT
> The woman's daughter said her mother's minor injuries were mainly from the broken glass.
So the neighbour, at a distance of probably >20Metres was actually injured by the flying glass.
I wonder if the bullet had any kinetic energy left when it eventually hit her? If it hit her at all...
What was the TIT angle?
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 18:15 GMT
I think we're all missing the most amazing bit of the news item: there's crime in Detroit. I am shocked, SHOCKED I say, to hear this! Why, you'll be saying that there's corruption in Chicago politics next!
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 18:16 GMT
I have the power pastees and know how to use them.
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 22:46 GMT
What kind of round was it? I mean if it stopped a .22 it's a fairly impressive story, but if it stopped a .45 ACP there must have been a bloody steel band in that bra.
As for the criminals...not very bright are they? If caught they could be charged with attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, etc. Sure she could call the police if not shot at, or she probably would still call if shot at. The only thing they managed to do was to alert more people to their presence by firing a handgun in a populated area. Increasing the punishment without mitigating the risk. Prats.
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 23:52 GMT
She needs towear a fembot bra, then she could return fire!
Posted Friday 24th April 2009 11:28 GMT
If she had bothered to read about Olga the Russian hairdresser, she wouldn't have needed a bra.
She could just have fed the robbers Viagra and repeatedly f**ked them for a couple of days.
...and since she's American, she may in fact be so overweight that it would have killed them outright.
Posted Tuesday 5th May 2009 00:06 GMT
Clearly she was somewhat challenged in the mammary department or she wouldn't have been wearing a bra with a steel band underwiring. Women who don't have anything significant in the mammary department are clearly more bulletprooof.