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Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 07:47 GMT
Wow what a total waste
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 07:47 GMT
If this thing takes off,is dogging going to consist of strange men hiding in bushes in local parks, pants down, 'groping' women 200 metres away with a laser pointer?
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 08:01 GMT
It's Japanese. Those kinky guys get their kicks from just about anything, it seems. Call me when the first orgasm by light pen has happened.
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 08:09 GMT
Sex with a glowing ring? How passe (and sore).
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 08:09 GMT
Perhaps the word "sex" is more than a bit out of place in this description?
The actual technology could very well be succesful as a complementary and supportive technology for entertainment and the maintenance of the "fuzzy feeling" required in good quality intimate relationship. But to use the word "sex"- or to discuss "sex via a glowing ring??? It would have been better to use the word "love". I also believe that the use of the concept of "sex" in this instance is not going to do the product any good. It is very important to be good at managing peoples expectations - misrepresentation will push this kind of technology into obscurity.
I think it would be a shame to sabotage this idea with a badly thought through promotion - as it looks to be possible to create some nice IT related products using this technology.
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 08:09 GMT
I'll stay with sexting - so much more traditional.
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 08:18 GMT
Teledildonics
The concept has been around for some time. Look it up - it is a real word , albeit a neologism. It has real potential in this internet remote sex age. Remote interactive sex toys. Woody Allen meets JG Ballard.
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 08:51 GMT
...announcing intention of divorce via Mutsutogo.
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 08:52 GMT
at last a real use for IT. That picture is a bit ambiguous - do you put it over your head, or elsewhere, or insert it somewhere?
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 10:09 GMT
Just masturbate into an envelope then post it to her. It's the thought that counts.
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 10:28 GMT
"to see if drawing lines of light on each other's bodies can replicate some of the ambiance involved in relationships."
Does it have an attachment that throws crockery or one that enables the partners to scream at deafening volumes at each other? How about the bit that storms out of the house slamming the door on the way?
Mines the one with the built in anti-stab vest.
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 12:10 GMT
Puts a new slant on "Spooky action at a distance".
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 12:52 GMT
Better to have my wife's hot girlfriend come
over and pretend she's my wife.
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 13:38 GMT
.... phucksake somebody call Captain Scarlet .... the Mysterons are back !!!!
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 13:44 GMT
Is that photo your idea of recent?
Congratulations El-Reg! Racist and complete bollox in the one article - an all-time low!
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 20:30 GMT
If you had entangled light pens, you wouldn't need a comms link.
Oh no! my mind has now strayed to entangled dildos and even the possibility
of couples getting their nasty bits entangled so that they can perform spooky bonking at a distance.
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 12:12 GMT
GIven their falling birthrates, the Japanese had better get busy with the real thing rather than playing with light pens.
Posted Monday 27th April 2009 11:16 GMT
It's a good thing I didn't have a mouthful of coffee or it would been an end to my laptop.