I think it would be great if they actually got married....

Perhaps I'm watching too many soap operas..

Let me be the first to say: It would be really helpful if there were some pics of Olga.

This would help us know just how sorry (or not) to feel for this guy, and whether we'd like to stage a robbery of her salon ourselves. If Olga is a nice sort, a torn frenulum could well be a small price to pay for the pleasure of making her acquaintance.

Victim rapes you

There's a blow dry gag (pun intended) in here somewhere...

Rate it as "Oh orgasmic"....

Coat & cold shower.....

Sorry, where's the problem with this? If he intended to rob the place then he got better than he deserved - especially if that slightly blurred picture really is Olga. Not too sure about the idea of frilly pink handcuffs, and getting slapped up by a *girl* won't do his rep any good, but I know several people who wouldn't mind being a sex slave to a pretty young Russian...

But are we sure that pic is Olga, and not one of the customers? Can't help thinking a "big-boned" baboushka would make for a slightly less enjoyable time... 8-X

Oh, and aren't y'all now guilty of peddling Internet Filth? See ya when they let ya out of pokey.

Why is the word "raped" in quotes?

Something for the weekend, Sir?

Am I the only one too scared to look up "frenulum"?

Is assume IT angle is that she'd bought the Viagra in response to an unsolicited email?

Title says it all

Of Olga at least...

Paris? Where's the "Moscow" icon...

a cut and blow-job at the hairdressers.

What a legend.

to looking at this article, but whatever is it doing here on The Reg?

Get your coat, Joe. :-)

Except for the torn wotsits, he appears to have gotten rather a good deal out of it, with new jeans, food, a lay etc.

Although we don't know whether she was a minger...

Paris...but I'm sure that's wishful thinking.

what a strange little planet we live on.

even stranger something similar happened on ashes to ashes last night too.....

I'll have a shag, shave and shampoo please....

Oh! I see that you have already taken off my coat......gulp!

Gigolo comes to mind...

Did I just read that, or did I dream it instead?

And pictures of Olga are a necessity.

Meshchovsk here I come!

What I liked was that when I got to the bottom of the article there was a link reading:

"Microsoft - commmited to open source"

I'm not really sure of the relevance of that. Has Microsoft, metaphorically speaking, got the FOSS movement chained to its radiator or something?

Budget blues getting to Viktor? Just how much Viagra was he 'plied' with?

As this occured over 3-4 days and I'm guessing 2 possibly weren't business days for the 'barnet' teaser then Viktor must have been gagged too.

Guessing the only valid icon is a "W.T.I.T.A.?"

Seems a shame for the story to be spoiled by them both facing charges.. surely they should scampered off into the sunset with a demi-wave?

re the quotes. Its my understanding that within British law it is not possible for a woman to rape a man. of course I could be wrong...

Ditto with the quotations observation.

Along with "alledged" - newspeak of the moment, popularised by Have I got new for you, where it was used by rather smarter gentlemen with good reason, now "reporters" insist of saying "alledged" even where the events are in little doubt.

If either are used in the correct sense, they add a nasty inferrance. I.e. If I refered to " alledged "earthquakes" " that happened in Italy the other week, I would quite rightly expect to find unwanted toppings on my pizza.

The logic in those who find it funny/justifiable doesn't really work the other way; I mean, would that jailed taxi driver rapist be admonished if his passengers had tried to steal from him first? Would that be as amusing?

Ouch. And seriously, what a pussy. What part of becoming a laughing stock did he not contemplate before running to the polis?

Paris, 'cos I'm sure she's been the cause of a few snapped banjo strings in her time.

The pic on Russia Today is pixelated; but she doesn't look like a minger at all; far from it.

It happened to me and it's not nice. That's all I'm saying.

...not to steal from hairdressers in Brighton....

Come on, WTF is it with putting "raped" in quotation marks? Why assume that Russian burglars share the author's (+some readers') attitude to this incident?

If he didn't actively consent to sexual contact while being held prisoner, THEN IT'S RAPE. Not rocket science and, funnily enough, you don't have the right to rape someone who enters your property, no matter what gender you are.

'Wheres The IT Angle?' does not apply to the Bootnotes Section!

maybe because usually male rape is a bit more anal

(Bill G & friends do it to us all (metaphorically))

If the statement

"and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left"

is true they can do him for prostitution if the robbery charges dont stick :)