A workaday armed robbery at a Russian hairdressers turned into a three day sex ordeal for the would-be stickup merchant, leaving him with torn genitals and a viagra hangover. The man, only known as Viktor, attempted to turn over a hairdresser in the small town of Meshchovsk on March 14 Russia Today reports. The owner, a 28 year …
why is it..
"She then plied him with viagra and "raped" him "
why the speech marks around raped? its either a alledged rape (cause its not been proven in court) or it is rape.
The speech marks kinda make it sound like the implication is that it wasn't rape. But guys can be raped too you know!
But kudos for the "hard time" comment, that did make me giggle
p.s. shurly its not robbery if she stoped it, only attempted robbery!
Something For The Weekend
I think it would be great if they actually got married....
Perhaps I'm watching too many soap operas..
Let me be the first to say: It would be really helpful if there were some pics of Olga.
This would help us know just how sorry (or not) to feel for this guy, and whether we'd like to stage a robbery of her salon ourselves. If Olga is a nice sort, a torn frenulum could well be a small price to pay for the pleasure of making her acquaintance.
In Soviet Russia
Victim rapes you
There's a blow dry gag (pun intended) in here somewhere...
I just had to....
Rate it as "Oh orgasmic"....
Coat & cold shower.....
Somebody's got to say this
Robber walked into a store & yelled "FREEZE Motherstickers this is a Fuckup!"
Suitable punishment? I don't think so.
Sorry, where's the problem with this? If he intended to rob the place then he got better than he deserved - especially if that slightly blurred picture really is Olga. Not too sure about the idea of frilly pink handcuffs, and getting slapped up by a *girl* won't do his rep any good, but I know several people who wouldn't mind being a sex slave to a pretty young Russian...
But are we sure that pic is Olga, and not one of the customers? Can't help thinking a "big-boned" baboushka would make for a slightly less enjoyable time... 8-X
Oh, and aren't y'all now guilty of peddling Internet Filth? See ya when they let ya out of pokey.
Police were told to be on the lookout for a "hardened criminal"!
Why is the word "raped" in quotes?
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Something for the weekend, Sir?
Please, I'm trying to eat my lunch.
Not much else to say than that, really.
Am I the only one too scared to look up "frenulum"?
Is assume IT angle is that she'd bought the Viagra in response to an unsolicited email?
Story. Of. The. Year.
Title says it all
tures of Olga?
Of Olga at least...
Paris? Where's the "Moscow" icon...
I've always wanted
a cut and blow-job at the hairdressers.
What a legend.
That's what you get when you too much porn!
Looks like it warped their fragile little minds.
to looking at this article, but whatever is it doing here on The Reg?
Get your coat, Joe. :-)
> She then plied him with viagra and "raped" him numerous times over the following four days.
So... if he'd tied her up, plied her with Rohypnol and had sex numerous times with her, would you then remove the quotation marks from around the word "raped"?
I had to google "frenulum"
Then wished I hadn't.
Playmobil reconstruction please,.....
Except for the torn wotsits, he appears to have gotten rather a good deal out of it, with new jeans, food, a lay etc.
Although we don't know whether she was a minger...
Paris...but I'm sure that's wishful thinking.
I'm off to Russia, clearly a land of romance if nothing else.
what a strange little planet we live on.
even stranger something similar happened on ashes to ashes last night too.....
I only came in for a trim
I'll have a shag, shave and shampoo please....
Oh! I see that you have already taken off my coat......gulp!
Victor should consider a new job...
Gigolo comes to mind...
Did I just read that, or did I dream it instead?
Where's the gimp?
And pictures of Olga are a necessity.
/Orders Plane tickets!!
Meshchovsk here I come!
What I liked was that when I got to the bottom of the article there was a link reading:
"Microsoft - commmited to open source"
I'm not really sure of the relevance of that. Has Microsoft, metaphorically speaking, got the FOSS movement chained to its radiator or something?
Budget blues getting to Viktor? Just how much Viagra was he 'plied' with?
As this occured over 3-4 days and I'm guessing 2 possibly weren't business days for the 'barnet' teaser then Viktor must have been gagged too.
Guessing the only valid icon is a "W.T.I.T.A.?"
Anyone know the address of the hairdresser? My next holiday is to Russia.
Have to agree
with Martin et al. The story might read like a plot of a bad porn film but rape doesn't magically become "rape" just because the perpetrator is female.
I believe that (at least in British law) it is not possible for a man to be raped. Legally, the term only applies to something that a man does to a woman.
Clearly this was defined before Viagra, and a presumption of some form of consent was required from the man before any action could happen.
What I want to know is why did Olga have a stash of Viagra, and is this the 'something for the weekend' that is now in fashion?
@those saying "why put rape in quotes"
Under UK law you have to be the owner of the penis to commit rape - a woman cannot legally commit rape - they can commit an act of non-consentual sexual activity, something everyone else would consider to be rape, but it's not rape under UK law...
No idea about Russian law, but frankly the guy got a good deal...
linky for picture of Olga
She's not that bad is appears!
Order of the garter... obviously...
Seems a shame for the story to be spoiled by them both facing charges.. surely they should scampered off into the sunset with a demi-wave?
re the quotes. Its my understanding that within British law it is not possible for a woman to rape a man. of course I could be wrong...
Ditto with the quotations observation.
Along with "alledged" - newspeak of the moment, popularised by Have I got new for you, where it was used by rather smarter gentlemen with good reason, now "reporters" insist of saying "alledged" even where the events are in little doubt.
If either are used in the correct sense, they add a nasty inferrance. I.e. If I refered to " alledged "earthquakes" " that happened in Italy the other week, I would quite rightly expect to find unwanted toppings on my pizza.
The logic in those who find it funny/justifiable doesn't really work the other way; I mean, would that jailed taxi driver rapist be admonished if his passengers had tried to steal from him first? Would that be as amusing?
May I be the first to say
Ouch. And seriously, what a pussy. What part of becoming a laughing stock did he not contemplate before running to the polis?
Paris, 'cos I'm sure she's been the cause of a few snapped banjo strings in her time.
Olgo is not a Minger
The pic on Russia Today is pixelated; but she doesn't look like a minger at all; far from it.
It happened to me and it's not nice. That's all I'm saying.
A good reason
...not to steal from hairdressers in Brighton....
"I’ve bought him new jeans"
I hardly dare ask what happened to the old ones...
+1 "raped" WTF
Come on, WTF is it with putting "raped" in quotation marks? Why assume that Russian burglars share the author's (+some readers') attitude to this incident?
If he didn't actively consent to sexual contact while being held prisoner, THEN IT'S RAPE. Not rocket science and, funnily enough, you don't have the right to rape someone who enters your property, no matter what gender you are.
For the Record...
'Wheres The IT Angle?' does not apply to the Bootnotes Section!
"raped" in quotes
maybe because usually male rape is a bit more anal
(Bill G & friends do it to us all (metaphorically))
If the statement
"and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left"
is true they can do him for prostitution if the robbery charges dont stick :)
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