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* Microsoft supplies Interpol with DIY forensics tool

Anonymous Coward

So when will some honest cop... 

Boffin

So when will some honest cop place this tool set on the web so that it can be examined by people who can actually test & vet it properly?

Iam Me

@AC 00:12 GMT 

Alien

That will happen some where around half past never. However if the cops have a break in their schedule they may think about doing that sometime between 27 and 30:15 in the AP on Monday Mayuary 45th 2550.

Anonymous Coward

I've said it before and I'll say it again... 

Thumb Down

Use Truecrypt.

Anonymous Coward

In related news ... 

Joke

... Microsoft announced its corresponding client-server application, Technical Evidence Analyser (TEA) which runs atop the desktop environment, Single-User Graphical Analysis Runtime (SUGAR).

Alex Wright

Works on Macs does it? 

Unhappy

How about Linux? FreeBSD? Solaris?

Or, more accurately EXT3 (4), JFS, XFS, or any of the more esoteric file systems?

"Running Linux sir? Must have something to hide!"

Rob Crawford

The Met 

Will their USB stick come with an integrated baton, cos it would be demeaning to the officer to be seen beating people with a little ole memory stick

Chris W

@Alex Wright 

>"Running Linux sir? Must have something to hide!"

Boston College Campus Police: "Using Prompt Commands" May Be a Sign of Criminal Activity

http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2009/04/boston-college-prompt-commands-are-suspicious

Blackadder

@AC 00:50 GMT 

Paris Hilton

...and if you have your TrueCrypt protected harddrive mounted when the eh... bad guys barge in? Will they be able to open your locked windows, make a memory dump simply by inserting a USB device? How secure are you really?

Anonymous Coward

2 words 

WikiLeaks Awaits

Stu Reeves

@Alex... 

Happy

..I would think so yes. After all, the first tool they would use is to mirror the drive....then give it a good whack with a baton.

Not all MS products only work with MS, you know maybe Windows may be able to connect to Novell one day, or Unix, maybe even a printer or two....who knows....

Anonymous Coward

Bitlocker 

Unhappy

I guess it's pointless me using Bitlocker any more. With Vista 64 on a Core i7 with 8 GB Ram and fast RAID 0 disks performance was excellent. Other products might be "compatible" with 64 vbit vista but not native 64 bit. I had no choice on the 64 bit Vista, it's all Dell ship/support with Core i7 systems.

I'm sure some office somewhere in the world is going to lose his USB key with all this neat software on it. Unless there is access control within the toolset, it'll be on the web before the end of the year !

Pyrrho Huxley

What's New About Windows Backdoors? 

There have been backdoors in Windows for years.

See http://www.heise.de/tp/r4/artikel/5/5263/1.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/437967.stm

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2007/01/nsa_helps_micro_1.html

Anonymous Coward

@Alex Wright 

"Running Linux sir? Must have something to hide!"

More embarrassing than running Linux?

Avi

This is quite hillarious 

A forensic-evidence gathering tool from a company renown for its products not being able to read from or talk to anything else.

Anonymous Coward

Microsoft "Security" vs Security Forces 

Joke

Let's face it, their systems are plagued by security holes.

I'd be more surprised if they *weren't* relying on secret backdoors built into windows. Considering that it *only* works on Windows, all the evidence points that way.

Seriousness aside though.

Microsoft Security & Security Forces : which are the most incompetent?

Microsoft allow hackers to steal your sensitive data. The security forces merely leave theirs lying around on trains. I'm not surprised they've teamed up.

Now perhaps the security forces can leave *your* sensitive data lying around on trains!

Anonymous Coward

Re: Works on Macs does it? 

Joke

Depends what you mean by 'works'. If you mean 'secretly injecting and subsequently discovering incriminating evidence of a number of crimes including proving the owner to be both Lord Lucan and Jack the Ripper onto any non-Windows machine', then yes, it works...

Steve.

Dave

One detective at a time 

Coat

Obviously only suitable for use by a single detective at a time because there's only one F in Cofee.

Anonymous Coward

hang on 

i think i saw this on ware-bb a while back

Peter

@ The Met 

Black Helicopters

Yes, but a USB stick is easier to insert where it belongs.

I would not trust any forensic tool unless it has been subjected to formal, published analysis, and neither should a court. For all you know it allows INSERTION of "evidence", or will compromise information integrity rendering it useless.

Call it "president Bush lost email" mode, that gives you an idea.

Fascinating detail: in almost 2 decades of operation, Microsoft has not managed to inspire trust in what it supplies ONCE. So, my apologies, but I can't trust such tools either so I look forward to the first cases brought with evidence so generated. It may be laughed out of court.

Richard Hebert

Useless in .. hmm .. 5 days 

Coat

A copy will find itself on the net soon enough , then in a few days , all their tricks

will be known and soft spots it exploits , and within 5 days all that soft will be useless.

Cheer up .. we're about to have a good time with that toy kit. ; )

Ric

Ponder Stebbins

@AC 00:12 GMT 

Black Helicopters

On the web???!!!!!!

Based on Plods Previous Performance the toolkit should be available quite soon, on a USB stick, on public transport

Anonymous Coward

RE: Iam Me 

Not to worry sooner or latter they will leave one on a train....

Pyrrho Huxley

Backdoors in Windows? Who'd have thought....? 

Linux

There have been backdoors in Windows for years.

See:

http://www.heise.de/tp/r4/artikel/5/5263/1.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/437967.stm

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2007/01/nsa_helps_micro_1.html

TimNevins

A Nice hypothesis 

Here is a hypothesis from 2004 that discusses whether MS XP is a professional bugging device.

Some *extremely* interesting points are raised about design decisions.

http://100777.com/node/1120

Anonymous Coward

@Iam Me 

Happy

Thanks for nearly making me wet myself.

Iam Me

@AC 10:41 GMT 

Thumb Up

See I totally forgot about the train angle, thanks for reminding me. In which case you're right it should show up soonish ™.

@AC 15:10. You're welcome, I'm here to help :-).

Anonymous Coward

MS motives 

Where's the lock-in angle?

Musky Octopus

Calm down dear, it's only a thumbdrive 

Stop

It's just a collection of already-available tools, packaged into a useful format. It's no more exciting or sinister than the Windows side of the Helix CD.

Sorry to intrude on your paranoid fantasies.

Anonymous Coward

*This* is why I read El Reg... 

@Alex Wright

By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 16th April 2009 07:44 GMT

"Running Linux sir? Must have something to hide!"

More embarrassing than running Linux?

(Well, except for our dear Moderatrix's all-too-infrequent intercessions, oo-er)

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