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New Navy SEAL minisub's IT-system specs released

Herby

One word: 

Somalia. Right now!

James

Pirates? 

Would this be an option to get teams onto high profile ships (eg. Sirius Star) to potentially free them from pirates?

eg. sail(?) to the ship in distress undetected underwater and use some climbing gear to get up.

bill

"plug & play" 

aaaaargh, I hope that Microsoft and HP didn't get together and create the spec for a plug and play USB Periscope.. SEALS are expensive to train... just to put them in a little blind can, having to resolve, reboot, download software for the system and hope the periscope works, while trying to compleat the mission.... a large wooden barrel painted bright orange, with loud dangling bells might be safer

Anonymous Coward

re: USB periscope 

I think Firebox already sell those

Richard

PCI-Express, 100Base-T and VGA 

Those are published standards with a huge installed base, known reliability, and low-cost licencing.

Can I have a few million dollars now?

Anonymous Coward

Minivan for girls 

UK (and most european) special forces use the torpedo tubes.

The US navy doesn't allow this (or SEALS are too fat) so they need a special bolt-on minivan

John Smith

Proving most screw ups occur in the concept phase 

Coat

Lets carry a minisub held on only at the docking collar of a nuclear submarine at full speed with no external shelter. We'll make it dry so it can't be flooded to equalise pressure with the outside as well.

Water pressure increases 1 atmosphere for every 10m of depth. I'm guessing that one of these nuclear powered mother subs can go a *lot* faster than and dive a *lot* deeper than than their planned ASDV. The forces on any mechanical linkage (like the hydroplanes on the ADSV or between the sub and its docking collar) are likely to be *large*.

So handicap the mother ship performance all the time or have it compensate for the nose weight of shelter + vehicle.

A hugely ambitious upgrade program which is killed after swallowing vast expense and leads to reversion to much less ambitious version instead.

Have the septics had someone on secondment from the MoD perchance?

Mine will be the one with "Project Management for Dummies" in the pocket.

John Smith

AC@22:44 

Boffin

IIRC standard (and they have been since the time of Whitehead) Western torpedo tubes are 21" in diameter, that's a 65" waist. More than enough even for my less than sylph like figure. But what about the back pack? Is there a discrete "cough" of compressed air option on these things. I got the impression torpedo ejection is fairly violent.