Real lifecycle
Step 1 - Secure contract, this may require some "on-the-fly" bullshittery
Step 2 - Think of 5 names, choose the most edgy as final.
Step 3 - (This is the most labour intensive step) Write aquick blog entry/press release about how painstaking it was to come up with your bullshit, making your service sound unique and not at all like we're being paid simply to write a few letters.
Step 4 - Profit
I'll bet the outsourced the "global suitability" as well.
You can make up words for product names, you can have localised names, YOU DON'T NEED TO PORK BARREL USELESS COMPANIES.


