All that design effort, planning, marketing etc; then they give him badly fitting clothes made from poor quality material.

Crikey, can we expect Playmobil to up the Ante with a Jacqui Smith role/pole model .... suitably provocatively dressed for those just getting on [with] the job evenings at home around the telly.

There a lot going on in the Real Political World and very little of it is ever known, even whenever it is shown to you, which says everything about the Intelligence being Used and Abused. But IT never accepts Abuse of ITself and Punishes All such Transgressions with Public Exposure to the Masses with a Complete Collapse of All Supporting Systems, with every Twist and Turn to Avoid Inevitability BroadBandCast for Posterity with ITs Damning Incontrovertible Evidence. ...... for who, in a Sane Mind, would want a Corrupting and Subversive System in Anything to Survive. It is just not Logical nor Worthy and if one were to Posit that it is only Natural, given the Nature of Man, then that would Render Law and Order a Problem which they would be Unable to Resolve and Anarchy would then Ensue.

Is the Alistair Darling action doll?

Complete with thick sheafs of briefing notes, detachable eyebrows and dreary monotone voice ready to pummel the evil empire of mighty - errrr - Iceland into submission.

Alistair Darling: You'll believe an accountant can fly - at least downwards until the pavement intervenes.

'Crikey, can we expect Playmobil to up the Ante with a Jacqui Smith role/pole model .... suitably provocatively dressed for those just getting on [with] the job evenings at home around the telly.'

Whoa! Not only did I understand that, but it is a hugely important question for the Register's quality reporters.

Why haven't you teased us with a Playmobil recreation of the sort of filth enjoyed by Wacqui Jacqui's other half?

And don't let the feeble excuse of not knowing which movie it was get in the way. We know (and when I say "know", I mean "don't have a clue, but wouldn't it be funny if") it involved a couple of dogs, Optimus Prime and an airport security checkpoint operator.

The singing Obama has a hand NOT in the supplied hand set! I am disgusted at this misrepresentation, and will be complaining to the Advertising Standards Authority as soon as I am allowed to make my daily phone call.