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DARPA: Give us solar cells you can use to build stuff

Flocke Kroes

Why don't they look at their old research? 

They cancelled a promising project to develop a UAV with months of endurance in 1964.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto

Michael Necaise

Perhaps you did not read the page 

Unhappy

Perhaps you did not read the page you linked to. Project Pluto was cancelled, in large part, because the powers that be decided that flying an unshielded nuclear reactor fueled by highly enriched uranium which spit super-heated radio-nucleotides out it's ass end was a bad idea. Besides the bombs it was slated to carry, the plan was to crash the plane into an enemy target because the radioactive fallout from the reactor would do substantial damage. Let's hope it never crashes over our own or our allies territory. Yeah, this looked like a good idea all right. Sure.

Rob

hmm 

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that could be interesting, there would probably be a fair bit of stress generated in an airframe that might be harvestable.

steward

Mister Cockup? 

Flame

"DARPA, the Pentagon techwar shop where they're not at home to Mister Practical; but where rooms are always kept prepared for Mister Unfeasible and his old chum Mister Cockup."

So I take it El Reg regards the Internet as impractical and unfeasible?

Graham Marsden

It's easy to make... 

Boffin

... all they need is a supply of unobtainium...

John Smith

cut-to-size power storage & generation 

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Neat. If you can make it work of course.

"Project Pluto." That would be the nuclear ramjet?

Disco-Legend-Zeke

Where do i submit my bid. 

Paris Hilton

i have a few old batteries and solar cells laying around...

ill just grind them up and mix them with unpolymerized carbonates and expose to UV for curing..

but first send me my U$3 mil (oh and 2700 ounces of cold for contacts)

paris cause she will help me spend it

Anonymous Coward

I claim the contract! 

Pirate

My drone will swoop low at night harvesting Methane from herds of cows,goats, donkeys or camels, disguised as a vulture.

It shall henceforth be know as the Bovine Ultra Low Level Subtle Herd Infiltration Transformer!

mwahahaha, muwhahaha

JC

What's The Holdup? 

Stop

What are they waiting on? Vacuum deposit the solar cells onto the plane skin and produce long battery tubes you weld into a frame. This is entirely do-able right now, are they holding out just to try and find even more weight reduction or did they expect custom manufacturing at the cost of a pack of AA cells? It's a government agency, the requirement to spend bucket loads of money is there even if it could've been done cheaply, so the main issue seems to be making it cost even more by drawing out the process until people are screaming and throwing even more money at them to finish up already.

Anonymous Coward

Helios 

Alien

What about NASA's project Helios? Seems to be a good starting point.

Pete

Try 

Go

Hemp!

Xris Middleton

Hmmmm 

So the "Power Bone" is used to create a "Power Skeleton" which is covered in a "Power Skin" thus unleashing on the world some sort of unstoppable solar powered cybernetic machines. If this were to happen the ony way for mankind to survive would be to block out the sun with......wait a minute.

BTW- Why has no Bond Villan ever come close to something as awesome and destructive as Project Pluto. I know what i'll be building in my volcano lair.

Dave

Idiots 

Flame

The whole point of DARPA is to get people to investigate things that they might never have thought of doing, and/or things that have too little commercial use to be worth the research costs.

At first glance, this fits neither of those categories. If anyone has the slightest inkling that this is possible, my advice is to make sure that you have private investment, so that the Government can't just take the results off you.

michael

2 things 

"DARPA, the Pentagon techwar shop where they're not at home to Mister Practical; but where rooms are always kept prepared for Mister Unfeasible and his old chum Mister Cockup."

1. love that sentance

2. the standard wackiboffinry formal is that you need to fund 100 unfeasible projects to get one world changing invention