Burger Flipping Software for Burger Flippers
"You gain the visibility to pinpoint inefficiencies – and the capabilities to transform them into competitive advantage. The foresight to identify new opportunities – and the agility to respond. The functionality to optimize your operations – and resources to extend best practices to your entire value chain."
This sounds so good (not) I'll have to bow to pressure from elsewhere and buy some of it.
"Disgruntled SAP users should next week find out how they can see whether its support is up to scratch, following a maintenance price hike. The software giant told The Reg Friday it's reached a "mutually acceptable agreement" with the SAP user group executive network (SUGEN) on a set of long-awaited key performance indicators (KPIs), to help measure the value of SAP's Enterprise Support service."
Oh.. so it's still my fault. Must have been using the wrong metrics then. Looks good though. I'll just pass the message on to the users and they will all become sweetness and light. Like this bloke,
That does not look right. Perhaps I should go back to the installation boxes and look for the pints of tranquilizers.