Vested Interest
Nasa Director to team of bureaucrats: How do we make our overly expensive, bureaucracy fueled space launches economically competitive?
'Aha' says the beancounter 'We make launches a really scarce commodity.'
'How do we do that?' says our noble Director.
'Ah, we drum up a report into rockets and global warming/ Ozone Layer/ economic downturn and get the government to restrict space launches. We then offer to come up with a solution - no private sector launches, all goes through NASA, and American businesses must use NASA - we can then charge as much as we like - we have a monopoly - keeping bureaucrats in jobs and kick-backs' says the beancounter putting down his copy of 'Dummies guide to Monopolies' by Bill Gates.
'Genius... I'll get on it...' says the director as he reaches for his diamond encrusted Nokia.....