... 12 o'clock approaches rapidly!

I have your coat for you!

I'm guessing you guys didn't get any Apple freebies in your stockings this Christmas?

And if it wasn't the 1st of April, I'd have believed *every* word! :-)

Very good. I like it.

April Fool surley guv?

Mine's the one with the joke book in the pocket.

You mean you didn't pick up on the "Caller IQ" option in the latest release of OS.X-for-iPhone?

Lord Steve our saviour of the Church of Jobs will not be ridiculed in this way!

I wish to place on record that this is incitement to religious hatred against my fanboi brethren and if the law won't save you the Lord Steve will visit vengeance upon your house, unbelievers!!!

All kneel and praise the saviour of personal computing!

I heard you liked obvious April Fools jokes so I put an obvious April Fools joke in your Register issue so you can get fooled on April Fools day.

i must say that the april fools stories this year have been a little bit boring

Avogadro would have approved

Spot the fangirls having hissy fits.

If it was not true it would be funny.

I'm pretty sure that was used to identify the humanoid figure as a "mole"- an internal spy.

Still made no sense, as the "mole" would seem to be using said avoidance techniques to prevent disseminating inside info.

Someone buy that man a beer on me :-).

I would like to let everyone know Im going to patent a new silence system, prior art be damned.

Its called duct tape over the mouth and a leather sap....

/Mafia my ass they dont.......