Back to the articleAparachnik in the BBC Board of Governors #
Posted Friday 27th March 2009 13:03 GMT
Jezza only apologised because he has to, the political appointees in the BBC Board of Governors seek every opportunity to undermine the Beeb.
Wags barricade Jezza Clarkson in portable loo
Quick, tell the daily mail #
Posted Friday 27th March 2009 13:03 GMT
Jeremy Clarkson was in the news again, in a filthy story involving public toiltes. The children must be protected from this filthy man.
Sense of humour? #
Posted Friday 27th March 2009 13:03 GMT
Bet he lost it that day. Another BBC primadonna
top gear #
Posted Friday 27th March 2009 13:03 GMT
I can't wait for it to be mentioned ad nauseam on top gear by messers May and Hammond.
though I do think a re-enactment in playmobil is called for
How could life get worse? #
Posted Friday 27th March 2009 13:36 GMT
Imagine that you're a disgusting pile of shit in a cheap temporary public toilet. You lay there, covered in chemicals, steaming away in the balmy temperatures whilst people drop more shit on you. You're swimming with disease. You're the lowest of the low - life could not get any worse for you.
Then Jeremy Clarkson walks in and suddenly life's not that bad. There are far worse things you could be than a steaming, fetid pile of shit. Silently you say a prayer of thanks that you aren't Jeremy Clarkson.
Would have been funnier if ... #
Posted Friday 27th March 2009 15:31 GMT
... they'd pushed it over instead. However, that would have meant that Clarkson would have been lost forever as no one would have been able to distinguish him from all the other shits in there.
Obviously not considering their actions #
Posted Sunday 29th March 2009 14:25 GMT
Didn't they even *think* about tipping the portaloo forward so the door faced down?
Oh dear what...... #
Posted Monday 30th March 2009 20:49 GMT
can the matter be three old ladies locked in the lavitory (OK one Jeremy) serves the pilock right
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