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Copyrighted mice give OK on vat-grown organs

Matt

have they not seen 

Stop

"the Island"

Anonymous Coward

Remember 

Coat

You're never alone with a clone.

Anonymous Coward

re: The Island 

Maybe so, but all you do is harvest the organ and keep growing it separately before the clone develops conciousness. No ethical issues there, plus I can have my organs replaced without resorting to mechanical parts and ending up looking like a Cyberman...

Bring it on!

Also, cloned teeth would be pretty awesome. Think about it.

PunkTiger

A part of the whole 

Paris Hilton

I think I have some cells on me that aren't doing anything special right now. Put me down for a kidney and a pancreas, please... hold the liver.

Paris...because even she'd want some replaceable parts.

Anonymous Coward

Uses for clones 

Boffin

http://www.commonplacebook.com/jokes/clone_of_my_own.shtm

Anonymous Coward

I can't be the only one thinking.. 

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How much would it cost for a clone of Salma Hayek?

Ian McNee

Nerver mind The Island... 

Stop

...as any fule kno (who's seen Blade Runner) clones only last for six years at best. And that's if you don't have some psychotic ex-cop running around after you trying either shag you or blow holes in you (or possibly both, it's all very Freudian)