Now, if only the newspaper in question had phoned for comment at around lunchtime on Wednesday:

"There's a huge, useless prick on your roof. Would you care to comment?"

"That can't be right. I have the Parliament Channel on and he's taking PMQs at Westminster right now."

I am outraged to see this profanity which although is a fine example of teenage artistry is only half complete. Anyone can see that this lazy half arse git has left room for the 'giz shot' but could not be bothered to complete it.

What does our future hold for use when these teenagers cannot be bothered to complete their works and teach the next generation of cockart !!!!

If I was his old man I would have him back up those ladders with a can of paint to compete the task before getting him to clean it off to teach him a lesson he will remember.

All I can say is this would not have happened in my day.... B==D ~

but now I realise the delay was solely down to the relentless effort to give Reg readers the fullest possible version of the story. I take my hat off to you, because I couldn't find the place in a few hours of map-scouring last night.

fantastic i love it if i was the old man it would be a mix of indignation and admiration

Is it just me, or isn't it obvious that this is just a photoshopped image (to use the colloquial verb), and not a real one at all?

You can even see the lower edge where they haven't got the grey to overlay far enough, and the blurred transparency allowing some of the actual roof detail to show through.

It isn't even April 1st - you could have waited a few more days.

...include Heads Ln, Bell Ln, and Inkpen Common.

Please won't someone think of the children!

for looking at it as it is abviousley a under age cock

The Beeb had this yesterday with the village name under the photo. Took all of about 15 seconds to find it. Come on El Reg, less beer, more Google phallus finding.

Another angle for those who think it's a fake:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Teens_giant_penis_surprise_for_parents&in_article_id=594257&in_page_id=2

When I did a search on Google Earth last night it correctly found the property, pinned as 'penis house'

/just sayin

//Paris - as the subject is relevant to her interests

Just to let you know, the huge arse link is still working, but Google Earth appears to have updated its satpics and the lovingly constructed arse isn't there any more!

Still nice to see the occasional cock around the place.

Kinda beautifys the area I think.

MORE cocks on roofs please.

Paris - because something this size would still rattle around inside her.