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NYC was last weekend witness to shock scenes at an audition for America's Next Top Model as a panic-stricken crowd of hopefuls stampeded through Manhattan, scattering designer bags and expensive shoes in their wake as law-enforcement operatives attempted to restore order. The media line on the pandemonium is that it was …

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It wouldn't be Friday without a funny!

Keep up the good work.

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Thats one of the best yet

"A Massachusetts woman, who's been parked on a sofa outside the Top Model audition all night the better to secure an early spot in the castings has, after an excess of liquor, decided to impregnate her wife with a plastic syringe containing her brother's man juice:"

That alone got me some strange looks over the dividers in the office cos I laughed so hard.

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Best news article I have seen all week

Keep up the good work, and give the photog a raise, he deserves it putting his life on the line to get these exclusive pictures.

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Exellent Reporting

Well done again Reg - wonderful camerawork too.

Just one question - did the cameraman get permission from these people and the police to take these photographs?

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Audio? . . . we need audio

Totally shocking pics, I must say.

In the absence of audio (c'mon Reg make an effort) thankfully I can lip-read, and the words on the lips of the panic stricken crowd all say the same thing

"Don't tase me bro"

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LOL

ROFLMHO, Lester Haines for a brooker award for his writing

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and this is why

i love el reg and fridays :)

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I love you all.

Seriously. Also you owe me a new keyboard.

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I'm going to say it again...

Can we please have an image big enough so it can be used as a desktop image!

Oh yeh, Woo Hoo! It must be FRIIIDDAAAYYYY!!!!

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Woot its friday...

but there not thin enough..

Got any toothpicks/cocktail sticks and blutack?

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i'm so glad

that there was someone in NYC at the time to capture the events in real time for us to see..

wow... great work!!!

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Excellent BOFH Alternative

Keep 'em coming, boys.

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Friday

Best way to cheer up a slow Friday afternoon! Thank you Lester!

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My afternoon...

...is made :)

Just when I think the Regs in for a boring day, and I might actually have to work in the post-pub end of week, ytou prove me wrong!

I doff my cap to thee sir!

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you are gods!

we are not worthy.

I now have chicken sandwich over my monitor, and I might have pissed meself.

The best

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Ahhh friday

I think i love you.

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Ahhh

Now my working week is complete.

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Luvr IT

Wow, and here I missed the whole trip to paste my bald fat backside all over the runways of New York. At least you did get the in depth coverage for this captivating story.

Paris, she and Lilo know in depth

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Playmobil Friday

Lester, you are a star!!! Who needs BOFH?

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I was getting ready...

...to complain about the absence of Optimus Prime, but you pulled through when it counted most! Well done, sirs.

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Yikes! I had no idea it had got that serious

"Mad axeman in ice hockey visor threatens to chop baby if not allowed into competition"

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Why is it that...

...an online lesbian publication can get exclusive pictures of these events when the mainstream media completely fail?

You guys rock.

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Let me fix that line for you ...

"Optimus Prime's anger was, we should explain, caused by Top Model's existence."

There. That's better.

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Titles are for conformists

But seriously can I get a job being Lester's prop manager? Pleeeease :-). I wont take up much space and I'll only come out when it's time for the playmobil re-enactments.

@Lankydude: Of course an online lesbian publication got the scoop. I thought everyone knew that super models and lesbians are like ham and eggs, just a natural pairing (so to speak).

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with the piccys

I seriously thought it was sausage and eggs that went together...

fnarrr

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Are They...

... all waving at a passing Google Camera Car?

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One question...

"Wood was, sources say, cloned from a small fragment of DNA taken from a dress used in 1953 classic Glen or Glenda."

How did they know, I mean really know, that DNA came from Ed? It might have been Dwight Eisenhower's for all we know.

/mine's the one with the used cigar in the pocket.

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