Posted Friday 20th March 2009 16:13 GMT
and we had just had a little disagreement. My missus isn't a cow, she is a wonderful lady and she faces which ever way she is bloody well told, lest I tip her over.
No she doesn't read The Reg, it would be hard to type this with broken fingers.
Posted Friday 20th March 2009 16:41 GMT
I am glad I stopped drinking coffee while reading theregister.
saved me another keyboard.
Posted Friday 20th March 2009 16:41 GMT
just for your interest, "white wee-wee" is a quote from the gay darleks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiq-0rf_bA
Posted Friday 20th March 2009 17:25 GMT
I've been deprived of such comments roundups for far too long!!
As you can see, even Evil Jobs is happy with you!
Posted Friday 20th March 2009 17:26 GMT
No gold nuggets from everyone's favorite babelfish talking loonybin?
I'm saddened by this!
Posted Friday 20th March 2009 20:06 GMT
for the much missed FOTW. ta very much
Posted Friday 20th March 2009 20:06 GMT
"That's all very well, but it still doesn't answer the question of whether or not there is a Dog."
Doesn't matter. On the 'net nobody knows if you are just a dog ... but Spot is Not Allowed.
Posted Friday 20th March 2009 21:24 GMT
The phrase was used over 30 years ago by the American cartoonist B. Kliban in his immortal book "Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head and Other Drawings" (Workman Publishing, New York, 1976).
There is nothing new under the sun.
Posted Friday 20th March 2009 21:24 GMT
You seem to be in quite a good mood today. This is always a good thing to see. Hope what ever has you in good spirits continues for a long time :-).
cheers
the phantom grep.
Posted Friday 20th March 2009 21:28 GMT
Fuckin' fair play to you mate.
I know who wears the knuckledusters in your house!
GRIN.
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 10:34 GMT
I've had a closer look at some of the 'talent' involved in the Great Hodown. I was wrong. They ain't gonna make Manhattan's Skankiest Hos, not unless they have a lot of work done. Coyote Ugly, that's them.
Paris, 'cause she knows skank.
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 10:34 GMT
ps the whitespace is very unhappy that it is not worthy of being called a comment
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 10:34 GMT
So are the Mouslims in Hollywood the ones who work for Disney?
Mine's the one with the photoshopped pictures of Annette in the pockets.
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 10:34 GMT
Glad to see you know which side your bed is buttered on.
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 10:39 GMT
URL and all text thereof saved intact to the Shiny Whirling Metal. IMHO the Esteemed Minister from Oz deserves every byte - and TWO SHOES for HIM as well - and I'm not even Islamic! Sooo *very* Worth Keeping!
Come The Day, mine's likely to be a (relatively short) Longfellow rework. I have prepared to deliver; the appropriate article will inevitably follow. A Turtle is a patient beast; patience helps one defeat ones' enemies year 'round. :)
Pizza now. (Yum!)
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 10:39 GMT
Obviously it must have went over someone's head in editorial somewhere. If they don't know about this they shouldn't be running a satirical webshite.
Anyway -- quite what IT angle semen-loaded syringe wielding lesbians are supposed to represent is utterly beyond me anyway.
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 10:39 GMT
Mate I have not laughed so much in months....
Well done Sir and may your wife never read the Reg
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 10:39 GMT
...is this not a weekly feature?
Evil gates because... well just because.
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 10:39 GMT
I had that very book when I was a misguided yoof and it has long since been lost. I've been looking for a second hand copy for years and never found one.
The most obtuse collection of cartoons I've ever seen. Even better than Gary Larson!
Anyway, I will keep looking.
LOL! - "Orifice Building"
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 10:40 GMT
Well, if you can't figure that Bootnotes don't have an IT angle, you shouldn't be reading a satirical webshite...
I wasn't aware I was supposed to cite all comment catchphrase sources, Greg. I thought that kind of thing made things less funny, like, but I'll remember in future.
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 12:12 GMT
In the words of Churchill (bulldog, not ex PM) 'Oh, yes'.
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 13:12 GMT
Weekly Feature? Yes Please.
I'll even say "Pretty Please"...
And with a few choice interjections from our delightful eclect & erudite moderatrix - Nirvana.
(Nirvana? Yes, I am an aging hippie, since you ask)
Mine's the Afghan, Man, with issues of I.T. & OZ in the pocket
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 14:20 GMT
HELL YEAH!!
Obviously Paris is trying to figure out how you didn't know the answer to that question already!!
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