Ah, Friday, the perfectly-formed posterior of the week. As I sit here surveying the many, many, many hundreds of web-bound hollerings that jostled for my attention this week in the comment threads, I'm inspired to throw a bone to you restless hordes (I said "hordes"). In this spirit, it is my dubious pleasure to invite you one …
I was drunk-ish
and we had just had a little disagreement. My missus isn't a cow, she is a wonderful lady and she faces which ever way she is bloody well told, lest I tip her over.
No she doesn't read The Reg, it would be hard to type this with broken fingers.
I am glad I stopped drinking coffee while reading theregister.
saved me another keyboard.
OOH OOH White WEE WEE
just for your interest, "white wee-wee" is a quote from the gay darleks
Yes I do.
THANK YOU DOMINATRIX!!!
I've been deprived of such comments roundups for far too long!!
As you can see, even Evil Jobs is happy with you!
A Man From Mars
No gold nuggets from everyone's favorite babelfish talking loonybin?
I'm saddened by this!
not a bad substitute
for the much missed FOTW. ta very much
It's finally Friday, thank Gawd/ess
"That's all very well, but it still doesn't answer the question of whether or not there is a Dog."
Doesn't matter. On the 'net nobody knows if you are just a dog ... but Spot is Not Allowed.
The phrase was used over 30 years ago by the American cartoonist B. Kliban in his immortal book "Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head and Other Drawings" (Workman Publishing, New York, 1976).
There is nothing new under the sun.
You seem to be in quite a good mood today. This is always a good thing to see. Hope what ever has you in good spirits continues for a long time :-).
the phantom grep.
Fuckin' fair play to you mate.
I know who wears the knuckledusters in your house!
I've had a closer look at some of the 'talent' involved in the Great Hodown. I was wrong. They ain't gonna make Manhattan's Skankiest Hos, not unless they have a lot of work done. Coyote Ugly, that's them.
Paris, 'cause she knows skank.
Who-hoo the Moderatrix returns! <nt>
ps the whitespace is very unhappy that it is not worthy of being called a comment
escapees from Planet ElRon and other religions
So are the Mouslims in Hollywood the ones who work for Disney?
Mine's the one with the photoshopped pictures of Annette in the pockets.
Glad to see you know which side your bed is buttered on.
Re: Carroll Parody
URL and all text thereof saved intact to the Shiny Whirling Metal. IMHO the Esteemed Minister from Oz deserves every byte - and TWO SHOES for HIM as well - and I'm not even Islamic! Sooo *very* Worth Keeping!
Come The Day, mine's likely to be a (relatively short) Longfellow rework. I have prepared to deliver; the appropriate article will inevitably follow. A Turtle is a patient beast; patience helps one defeat ones' enemies year 'round. :)
Pizza now. (Yum!)
Thanks, AA ( 20th March 2009 16:30 GMT)
Obviously it must have went over someone's head in editorial somewhere. If they don't know about this they shouldn't be running a satirical webshite.
Anyway -- quite what IT angle semen-loaded syringe wielding lesbians are supposed to represent is utterly beyond me anyway.
Mate I have not laughed so much in months....
Well done Sir and may your wife never read the Reg
...is this not a weekly feature?
Evil gates because... well just because.
Ahhhh, B Kilban
I had that very book when I was a misguided yoof and it has long since been lost. I've been looking for a second hand copy for years and never found one.
The most obtuse collection of cartoons I've ever seen. Even better than Gary Larson!
Anyway, I will keep looking.
LOL! - "Orifice Building"
Re: Thanks, AA ( 20th March 2009 16:30 GMT)
Well, if you can't figure that Bootnotes don't have an IT angle, you shouldn't be reading a satirical webshite...
I wasn't aware I was supposed to cite all comment catchphrase sources, Greg. I thought that kind of thing made things less funny, like, but I'll remember in future.
It could be. Would you like that?
Re: Re: Why...
In the words of Churchill (bulldog, not ex PM) 'Oh, yes'.
Must. Try. Harder.
@ Re: Why...
"Would you like that?"
Weekly Feature? Yes Please.
I'll even say "Pretty Please"...
And with a few choice interjections from our delightful eclect & erudite moderatrix - Nirvana.
(Nirvana? Yes, I am an aging hippie, since you ask)
Mine's the Afghan, Man, with issues of I.T. & OZ in the pocket
RE: Re: Why...
Obviously Paris is trying to figure out how you didn't know the answer to that question already!!
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