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Ah, Friday, the perfectly-formed posterior of the week. As I sit here surveying the many, many, many hundreds of web-bound hollerings that jostled for my attention this week in the comment threads, I'm inspired to throw a bone to you restless hordes (I said "hordes"). In this spirit, it is my dubious pleasure to invite you one …

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  1. adnim

    I was drunk-ish

    and we had just had a little disagreement. My missus isn't a cow, she is a wonderful lady and she faces which ever way she is bloody well told, lest I tip her over.

    No she doesn't read The Reg, it would be hard to type this with broken fingers.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    saved

    I am glad I stopped drinking coffee while reading theregister.

    saved me another keyboard.

  3. Anonymous Coward
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    OOH OOH White WEE WEE

    just for your interest, "white wee-wee" is a quote from the gay darleks

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiq-0rf_bA

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @adnim

    Yes I do.

  5. Law
    Jobs Horns

    THANK YOU DOMINATRIX!!!

    I've been deprived of such comments roundups for far too long!!

    As you can see, even Evil Jobs is happy with you!

  6. Iain Paterson
    Alien

    A Man From Mars

    No gold nuggets from everyone's favorite babelfish talking loonybin?

    I'm saddened by this!

  7. Peyton
    Happy

    not a bad substitute

    for the much missed FOTW. ta very much

  8. jake Silver badge

    It's finally Friday, thank Gawd/ess

    "That's all very well, but it still doesn't answer the question of whether or not there is a Dog."

    Doesn't matter. On the 'net nobody knows if you are just a dog ... but Spot is Not Allowed.

  9. RW
    Boffin

    Porn flakes

    The phrase was used over 30 years ago by the American cartoonist B. Kliban in his immortal book "Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head and Other Drawings" (Workman Publishing, New York, 1976).

    There is nothing new under the sun.

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Dear Sarah

    You seem to be in quite a good mood today. This is always a good thing to see. Hope what ever has you in good spirits continues for a long time :-).

    cheers

    the phantom grep.

  11. Codge
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    @Adnim

    Fuckin' fair play to you mate.

    I know who wears the knuckledusters in your house!

    GRIN.

  12. James O'Shea
    Paris Hilton

    skanks

    I've had a closer look at some of the 'talent' involved in the Great Hodown. I was wrong. They ain't gonna make Manhattan's Skankiest Hos, not unless they have a lot of work done. Coyote Ugly, that's them.

    Paris, 'cause she knows skank.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Heart

    Who-hoo the Moderatrix returns! <nt>

    ps the whitespace is very unhappy that it is not worthy of being called a comment

  14. unitron
    Coat

    escapees from Planet ElRon and other religions

    So are the Mouslims in Hollywood the ones who work for Disney?

    Mine's the one with the photoshopped pictures of Annette in the pockets.

  15. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    @ adnim

    Glad to see you know which side your bed is buttered on.

  16. Walking Turtle
    Linux

    Re: Carroll Parody

    URL and all text thereof saved intact to the Shiny Whirling Metal. IMHO the Esteemed Minister from Oz deserves every byte - and TWO SHOES for HIM as well - and I'm not even Islamic! Sooo *very* Worth Keeping!

    Come The Day, mine's likely to be a (relatively short) Longfellow rework. I have prepared to deliver; the appropriate article will inevitably follow. A Turtle is a patient beast; patience helps one defeat ones' enemies year 'round. :)

    Pizza now. (Yum!)

  17. Anonymous Coward
    Happy

    Thanks, AA ( 20th March 2009 16:30 GMT)

    Obviously it must have went over someone's head in editorial somewhere. If they don't know about this they shouldn't be running a satirical webshite.

    Anyway -- quite what IT angle semen-loaded syringe wielding lesbians are supposed to represent is utterly beyond me anyway.

  18. Ed
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    @adnim

    Mate I have not laughed so much in months....

    Well done Sir and may your wife never read the Reg

  19. Anonymous Coward
    Gates Horns

    Why...

    ...is this not a weekly feature?

    Evil gates because... well just because.

  20. Goat Jam

    Ahhhh, B Kilban

    I had that very book when I was a misguided yoof and it has long since been lost. I've been looking for a second hand copy for years and never found one.

    The most obtuse collection of cartoons I've ever seen. Even better than Gary Larson!

    Anyway, I will keep looking.

    LOL! - "Orifice Building"

  21. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Re: Thanks, AA ( 20th March 2009 16:30 GMT)

    Well, if you can't figure that Bootnotes don't have an IT angle, you shouldn't be reading a satirical webshite...

    I wasn't aware I was supposed to cite all comment catchphrase sources, Greg. I thought that kind of thing made things less funny, like, but I'll remember in future.

  22. Sarah Bee (Written by Reg staff)

    Re: Why...

    It could be. Would you like that?

  23. Simon Williams
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    Re: Re: Why...

    In the words of Churchill (bulldog, not ex PM) 'Oh, yes'.

  24. g e

    I.

    Must. Try. Harder.

  25. Anonymous Coward
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    @ Re: Why...

    "Would you like that?"

    YES!!

  26. Ted Treen
    Coat

    @Simon Williams.

    Weekly Feature? Yes Please.

    I'll even say "Pretty Please"...

    And with a few choice interjections from our delightful eclect & erudite moderatrix - Nirvana.

    (Nirvana? Yes, I am an aging hippie, since you ask)

    Mine's the Afghan, Man, with issues of I.T. & OZ in the pocket

  27. Law
    Paris Hilton

    RE: Re: Why...

    HELL YEAH!!

    Obviously Paris is trying to figure out how you didn't know the answer to that question already!!

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