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Sofia Dark Knight Englundh protests footie chant slur

Our piece yesterday on Stockholm lass Sofia Englundh, prevented by the authorities from adopting the middle name "Dark Knight", prompted an email from the 19-year-old Heath Ledger fan protesting her treatment at the hands of the El Reg Bootnotes department. To recap, Ms Englundh's pitch to the Swedish National Tax Agency, aka …

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You owe me

two keyboards now.

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Could Be anybody

I don't believe it for a minute. Unless we see evidence that the email was actually from the aforementioned lady then we must assume that it is some saddo trying to cash in on the poor woman's plight.

Until she sends a full-length photo of herself in a bikini* we will remain unconvinced!

*Unless she's a right minger, in which case a photo of her driving licence will do!

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Paris Hilton

Yeah yeah

But is she hot?

Irish

Now if she were an Irish Girl...

WTF FTW.

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Paris Hilton

to be fair to her

the drunken chant is more towards "Ing-er-land"

@ Could Be anybody

<Quote>Until she sends a full-length photo of herself in a bikini* we will remain unconvinced! . . .

And how could we be sure it was her bikini?

Couldn't she remove it and show us the name tags?

Dammit! Don't caring mothers still sew name tags into all clothing these days?

Parenting skills really have gone downhill, haven't they.

Joke

Danish?

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

Go

@Mark Lockwood

/applauds

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like a pack of wild animals

Shame on you!

On the internet no one can hear you scream.

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Paris Hilton

Typical Swedish lack of humour

I know - I married one.

Anonymous 'cause otherwise I won't get none

Paris, 'cause if the wife finds out...

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IT Angle

Here you go, you lechers

http://stockholm.expressen.se/nyheter/1.1493603/sofia-ville-dopa-om-sig-efter-batmanfilm

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regchan

is regchan now succumbing to tits or gtfo like other parts of the intertubes already have?

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Wish we had that rule here!

...a blunt nej on the grounds that "first names can be rejected if they resemble surnames".

Dammit, they'd have a hard time making that stick in the good ol' "anything's a name" US-of-A. Not to mention increasingly over here with the chav-tastic Connors, Taylors, Trents, Coles, Jordans, et al!

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@ ..Lechers

OK, checked her out. The hair is totally mad!!

Still, looks OK, so we will definitely need a bikini shot (hers or otherwise, Hans..!).

Maybe she also has a tattoo... somewhere...

Paris, 'cos I'm off for a.. er... well... ..

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Re: Wish we had that rule here!

Surnames as first names are great. They're not chavvy by definition. What about Spencer or Stirling or, ooh, Paterson? (Paterson Joseph is the name equivalent of a bald man with a beard but chavvy it ain't.)

I kind of approve of Americans' enthusiasm for making up names, although the Palins are a nonsense too far.

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@Sarah

The Palins are our equivalent of your chavs. We call them white trash, but some call them Republicans.

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@Here you go

Holy F**K Batman!

Are you sure she isn't a fan of the Electrocutioner?

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Ing-er-land

AC above has it right. How can "Englundh" possibly be pronounced "Ing-er-land"? I don't even understand how one could manage to say it with three syllables. Much though I hate to support someone this sad against the beautiful people at El Reg, I think it's you lot that need to provide the proof in this case.

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@Luis Ogando

I agree... that hair is... something... it kind of make me curious if things are like that all around for her...

Coat

Simple solution

She could always change her middle name to "Dark Kernigget".

Mine's the one with the grail in the pocket.

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@Typical Swedish lack of humour

You are Danny Wallace AICMFP.

@Sarah Bee

There're also some famous people with reverse name syndrome(RNS) - only one I can think of at the moment, however, is the only West Point graduate without his name on the list(he was given the boot). Suddenly I wonder what became of him and if he divorced that troublemaking wife of his.

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@Andrew

Although Danny may also have married a Swede, in point of fact the poster was not Danny.

Perhaps the moderatrix can confirm the above post came from a user who is not, in fact, even British or living in the UK.

You'll have to take my word for being married to a Swede.

Oh yes, I'd like the five quid back in EUR please :-P

@Sarah

to say nothing of Frank Zappa et al...

@Edwin 16 Mar 10:43gmt

Actually, iirc, Zappa was his real, actual, legal family surname. Italian (or Spanish?), I think.

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Geeky surnames

I bet Mr and Mrs Windows get one helluva ribbing.

@Mike Flugennock

I was thinking of their sprog:

- Moon Unit

- Dweezil

- Ahmet Emuukha Rodan

- Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen

I mean... honestly...

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