US trade regulators are accusing two California men of orchestrating a multi-million dollar ponzi scheme by convincing clients they owned a special stock option trading computer program with a near-flawless record for choosing winners. The Securities and Exchange Commission on Wednesday said it has charged Anthony Vassallo and …
I'm not a wise master of the universe type
...so I can't see how this is different from anything else related to the stock market, ever-rising house prices or investments.
"returns of about 3.5 per cent per month with little risk of loss.
Regulators allege that no such magical program actually exists"
And most of us poor fuckers have been duped / pushed / forced into pension arrangements based on that.
I just hate banks
Obviously none of the people they conned had ever seen the film "The Bank", which incidentally has The Best Final Line of a Film. Ever. (see title)
Heavy Metal Trader?
"He allegedly mislead his clients to invest their money in EIMT by claiming he had proprietary trade brokerage software which generated returns of about 3.5 per cent per month with little risk of loss." should be 'misled' with no ay, unless you're suggesting the involvement of heavy metals.
Just goes to show...
"Vasallo fooled about about 150 investors — many of whom he met through his church"
This is why people who believe in 'magic' (religion) shouldn't be allowed control over their finances, they'll obviously believe in anything
Time for a little chinese justice
Guilty of fraud (or tax evasion) valued at over £50k ? - here's your bullet, we'll send the bill to your family, if there's anything left after we seize your ill-gotten assets.
Too much has gone on in the banking sector for anything other than a severe (if not permanent) punishment to be meted out. The same goes for the auditors who signed off their accounts.
If that didn't restore faith and transparency in the system within a couple of years, i'd eat my hat :-p
Paris, because lets face it, we've all seen what we'd get !
It must be true
Because the computer says so.
This line used to work with a lot of people in the 80's. History teaches us that we don't learn from history.
Paris, because people still take her at face value.
The best place to find suckers. they have been pre screened for gullibility.
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The stupid Microsft VOIP ome is obscuringthe text and I do't seem to be able to get rid of it...
Re Heavy Metal Trader?
By John PM Chappell Posted Thursday 12th March 2009 00:24 GMT
John PM Chappell,
Such areas of Perceptions Management and dodgy Digital Manipulation are for the Heavy MetAI Trader with XXXXPerTEase? And an Alien Landscape with All Manner of Unknown Known Surprises. ....
"“I don’t know what the facts are but somebody’s certainly going to sit down with him and find out what he knows that they may not know, and make sure he knows what they know that he may not know.”
“Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don’t know we don’t know.”" ..... from a Past Master of the Spoken Word ..... Donald Rumsfeld..... http://nbfs.wordpress.com/2006/11/10/rumsfeldisms/
Re: Heavy Metal Trader
I dunno about you, but I _always_ suggest the involvement of Heavy Metals \m/ ^_^ \m/
So like that guy who took took Wall St for $40bn
Only they seem to have been rumbled rather faster. Maybe the weren't big enough?
One UK broker who avoided the $40bn guy said "We looked at the consistancy of the returns and could not figure out how they could always be around that level." No more, no less, no losses. He reckoned it looked too good to be true. It was.
BTW Its only called a Ponzy scheme by the septics. Elsewhere its generally known as a "Rollover" fraud. Take money from early entrants to pay
Infinitive to mislead
Third person singular misleads
Simple past misled
Past participle misled
Present participle misleading
to mislead (third-person singular simple present misleads, present participle misleading, simple past and past participle misled)
1. To deceive by telling something that is not true.
2. To say something for purpose of causing the receiver to think or act in a certain way.
3. To lead astray.
Pyramid selling is far cleverer than a Ponzi scheme(which is just like paying off one credit card with another). Of course, pyramid selling is illegal, which is why its called Multi-level marketing now(tho' that might be illegal now as well), & involves getting people to recruit others - in a pyramid(duh!) (like a chain letter) - the product being pretty much irrelevant.
Lose money now - Ask me how
Although their is a Government backed roll-over scheme
Its called the UK Old Age Pension.
Wow a speaking pendant where can I invest in that.
Call me pedantic but haven't you invested in a speak and spell?
Paris - she wants a magic speaking pendant for her dog
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