No vaginas with razor sharp teeth this time?

Twitter is getting even more boring than it already was, even with users stupid enough to get phished.

Surely any suggestion that Britney's vag is wider than a foot or so is simply slander?

Actually, I was rather surprised to find out that Britney's kootch _wasn't_ four feet wide, and had no teeth.

Paris, because the Twitter spammers may have had hers confused with Britney's.

You guys at the register missed the obvious title: "Twits invited to view Twats"

...those stupid tinyurl links, those are phishers delight those are!

"It's unclear how the compromised accounts were hacked in the first place. Twitter's security gnomes are investigating the attack."

Ahhh so Twitter's security involes imaginary creatures and "magic," then, eh? Sounds about right for such a twatterific waste-of-time website.

contains two words: "webcam" and "free" which, when occurring in proximity to each other in an email, cause my spam filter to automatically reject it. Gotta love Bayesian analysis!