Gone Phishing .....

Lewis,

You forgot to give us the Money Shot ....... or not, as may be.

"It should be noted that the Government plans to utilize employees from Science Applications International Corporation (SAIC), Wexford Group International (WGI), Booz Allen Hamilton (BAH) and possibly other direct Government contractors as advisors to the Government. At the current time, NO FUNDING IS AVAILABLE for contractual efforts. This sources sought synopsis does not constitute an Invitation for Bids (IFB), a Request for Quote (RFQ), or a Request for Proposal (RFP) and it should not be construed as a commitment of any kind by the government to issue a formal solicitation or ultimately award a contract. The US Government is in no way liable to pay for or reimburse any companies or entities that respond to this announcement. Any costs incurred by interested companies in response to this announcement will NOT be reimbursed.

The Government will not provide payment for any information provided in responses to this announcement, nor will the Government return any data provided. All data provided will be for official Government use only." ...... [from the Word doc.]

Pity is isn't DARPA

This one is worthy of the DoD's primary Mad Scientist resource.

Keeping up appearances

So the enemy have all these really nify IED type things, and now we want them too? Crikey, who'd have thought?

The cost

for $300 a unit I'll put a PIC in a nice steel box with a detinator. I'll even include some rubber bits so it doesn't move about too much.

I'll also keep $250 a unit as profit.

Timer

I hope the timer has a large red LED display showing how much time is left to detonation. Otherwise people won't be able to defuse it with only 2 seconds left.

Does it have...?

A red wire and a blue wire for the oh-so-tense 'can he stop the bomb, save the ship and marry the gorilla' finale?

Timer

.REQUIREMENT: The wire that makes it go bang MUST be the red one.

Also needed:

in addition to " a timer, able to go off at a set time or after counting down a set period", it should have a red flashing light and a digital countdown clock accompanied by a loud beep.

Timer

Of course any real supervillain would know that the timer should go off when displaying 10, while the hero is still smiling at the camera.

They'll cost $300?

How about $49.95, made in China?

the clever bit?

"a standard connection/interface to be used with all attachable accessories...ie any source input signal can be recognized and used to initiate the base unit"

That would be a Universal Splosives Bus?

we did it long ago

Get a copy of Winston Churchills Toyshop. They built similar gadgets in tobacco tin sized boxes.

I had to read this twice...

...before I realised NSW-Crane didn't mean "Not Safe For Work"-Crane.