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Microsoft on the shrink's couch: time to get touchy feely

Mike Taylor

Bring back Open Season... 

Stop

and give Dzuiba a fucking mike. If only so I know how he pronounces his name.

Simon Painter

screensaver 

can I get that register vulture thing as a screensaver?

RW

Vultures? 

Flame

Those are unacceptably shitty vultures video-flapping their wings.

Vultures are gliders, not flappers, as they have to stay aloft for long periods watching for tasty carrion. Microsoft may be flapping around uncontrollably in some sort of corporate seizure, but let's see some vultures worthy of the name, eh?

Anonymous Coward

43 seconds of music? 

Why is there 43 seconds of theme music before it starts? Who is this for?