"Kiss me qvick - or I vil have you shot!"

It wasn't just Hitler, Soviet Russia intended to invade via Blackpool as well. It turns out the Golden Mile is just what's needed for a sea-bourne assault and all those B&B would be ideal for garrisoning the invading soldiers.

Frankly I think they're all welcome to it.

so Hitler wanted to destroy the Parisien bridges, but spare Blackpool? He was way more unhinged than we thought!

Paris, cos if he'd destroyed her, he might have redeemed himself somewhat.

Well this will be the final blow to all those out there who were in two minds about Hitler - good/evil.

Blackpool is probably the one place in this country I could quite happily see bombed.

So, these plans. Will they be serialised in The Times like Hitler's Diaries?

Paris, I bet she'd like a donkey ride.

....as the home of the All Day English Breakfast that has spread like a virus across continents, I feel we must blame someone!

Mine's the goose-stepping jacket with inbuilt bratwurst holder!

"Blackpool is probably the one place in this country I could quite happily see bombed"

erm, Cardiff?

Of course not. Everyone knows it was the Soviets who really won the war. (G,R&D)

Anyone else notice how the Daily Mail paints Hitler as almost eccentric and cuddly?

While I'm here:

Q: Does anyone know how to confuse a Daily Mail reader?

A: Tell them immigrants kill paedophiles!

"Blackpool is probably the one place in this country I could quite happily see bombed"

id see anywhere below Watford happily slide into the sea :-) luckily thanks to the rebound after the last ice age its happening mwuahahhaaa

Go on - let the imagination run amok.

Must be top ten in Daily Mail favourite headline words.

In all seriousness, Lest we forget...

OK, I'll see your Wolverhampton and raise you a Norwich

...taken apart and shipped back to Germany. as well. He was a closet pie-eater basically.

Blackpool isn't irredeemably shit, it just attracts a lot of people who think they can behave like arseholes just because it's Blackpool. You could say that about anywhere where they allow lots of British people to get horribly drunk.

If Goebbels had opened up a greasy spoon on the promenade, he'd have called it

"The Master Taste"

(Coat, hat, leaving.)

Sorry.

Mine's the long leather one.

Almost all of them justified, But I never knew that blackpool being such a sh!thole was one of them.

Maybe mulitple 1000lb, air dropped regeneration projects are needed there now more than ever.

Obviously the cnut never went there.

But I started thinking, there's that whole range of Hitler spoofs on YouTube like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnt8_okeRA

Maybe someone could create a new one with Blackpool as the theme....

Having been on holiday there once, I think Hitler would have been entirely at home in Blackpool. Very good idea of his to settle there, though he may have found the views of some of the B&B proprietors a bit extreme

It is not surprising that the Mail paints Hitler as "almost eccentric and cuddly"; they supported Hitler right up until the 1938 invasion of Prague by the Nazis. Rothermire (the owner) expressing the hope that 'Adolf the Great' would become a popular figure in Britain, (from Wikipedia) and wrote an article entitled: "Hurrah for the Blackshirts," in January, 1934.

"In the seaside town

...that they forgot to bomb

Come, Come, Come - nuclear bomb"

Love it. Can I come and work with you lot? It would make my days everso more interesting.

I'm good at making tea and everything... I'll even buy the biscuits. My only demand would be that you seat me well away from that "Ms Bee" as she's just a bit odd and I wouldn't want, by process of osmosis - to catch whatever mental disease she has.

Thanks.

It could explain why the owners of Blackpool pleasure beach tried to call a new coaster 'The Zyklon Loop' a few years ago...

Oh, Ms Bee, most disappointed,although I can see the attraction of Fox's crinkle thingies I had you down as a chocolate hob nob kind of girl.

Paris, I bet she likes a hobnob with her cuppa.

@SB: Lambasting misogyny is one thing, but having a crack at someone's mispunctuation just isn't funny. Period.

The guy really was trying to f**k us up

And you give very good subhead too, Ms Bee. Sehr gut. I, for one, celebrate the Register as an environment where punerasts and double-entendrists are permitted, nay encouraged, to express themselves without shame and free from the discrimination and abuse they suffer in the rest of society.

I can't help thinking that a donkey ride on the beach might have seemed a bit tame after waging blitzkrieg across Europe.

For our wastelands, we only have boring names like Surrey, East Hastings, and Ottawa.