...It's a mod of the old "Drug Wars" game then..?

...Headstone because the game is older then most el-Reg readers.... :D

Reminds the old jocks aroud here how amazing these text-based adventure games were. xzip sits there for a reason. I might consider getting an i{everythingbuta}Phone finally.

Thanks - knew it was familiar, but couldn't remember the name....must dig out an old copy and enjoy again

Now I have to read about our fine (disgraced) State Of IL here on The Register...

What's next, "The Roland Burris USB reporter dodger!" ??

Awww Im 27 and I remember Drug Wars.....Had alot of fun with it too.

Now Im hurt

...I read the headline as "iPhone stimulates political corruption"

How about Apple Wars, a simulation?

Imagine, you have to stimulate the fanbois by releasing shiny new bling/machines with high price tags every few months then issue refunds when shoddy manufacturing releases products that crack or scratch at the drop of a hat.

You could market product that is so locked down you hold a monopoly position on how it's used or even prevent owners from replacing consumable parts without voiding the warranty!

I know, it probably wouldn't sell, for a simulation game to be playable the scenario has to be at least credible to sensible people.

Paris, she's a fantasy as well.