this almost makes tubgirl look normal

And could you get back to and ask Froglife just what's behind their apparent mission-creep? Were Toadlife too busy, or did they not manage to cross the road either?

Sounds like a Darwin Award moment for the frogs. Surely natural selection will favour the ones that have a genetic predisposition for looking right, left and right again.

map where toads cross would be good for australia but for the opposite reason.

Surely if they can cross the road to get away from the pond, crossing the road again to go home shouldn't be a challenge ?

No sarcastic comments about toad wardens please. I used to be a 'Toad Road warden' when I was a nipper. It's very rewarding work if you can get it.

However, I have been left emotionally scarred several times over when not being able to quite rescue said toad. **flashback of extremely comprehensive squashings**sweating**

Indeed, the psychological burdens placed on a 10yr old having to triage a caseload of multiple frisky froggies who decide to take their gamble across said highway all at the same time cannot be underestimated.

Some respect please to those who gallantly fight the good froggie fight.

Knowing where they are will certainly make them much easier to catch. Now we just need some butter, garlic, a little parsley...