Posted Friday 20th February 2009 16:51 GMT
Do they do the dryers in different sizes? Otherwise you'd have someone trying to stretch an A-cup on the DD dryer, or putting the DD onto something more suited to an A and having it sag. (We don't want sagging DDs, do we?)
Also, what range of sizes, do they cater for the really well-endowed, given that this group are more likely to need costly support and want to take good care of it. Inquiring hands^Wminds want to know.
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 23:25 GMT
Truly this is a technological zenith, but will it cater for the Jordans of this world?
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 23:25 GMT
And the airing cupboard or the drying line? Didn't that suffice?
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 23:25 GMT
Does the same logic about contoured drying apply to socks, tights, gloves, thongs and Y-fronts? The utility room is going to look like a scene from star wars
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 23:25 GMT
applies to tights, socks, gloves. shirts, Train managers' blouses, thongs,and my y-fronts. the laundry room is going to look like an out-take from Star Wars
Posted Sunday 22nd February 2009 21:37 GMT
...Forget the "Credit Crunch," when you you can have a "Chestical Container" maintainer!
Mines the one with an Ann Summers catalogue in the pocket!
Posted Sunday 22nd February 2009 21:37 GMT
Sure there are alternatives. Exhibit one, girls in their twenties tend not to sag very much. Collagen, I think. Your other option is worse, but transformation into Bulgarian funbags tend to reduce the sag, as well.
Additionally, there is no IT angle to this story. However, I don't care, because it's truly funny.
Posted Monday 23rd February 2009 10:29 GMT
what the hell, no IT angle? It was probably designed by a guy who was a former network engineer, maybe even a desktop tech... Secondly, screw the IT angle, Paris has boobage (albeit some what lacking), this very appliance could be in her humble abode, so that satisifies the Paris angle... And it was borderline interesting enough to make it to the pages of the reg, which you're probably viewing from the comfort of your cell phone, pc or other i-enabled device... It's got IT slapped, cupped and fondled all over it!
Posted Monday 23rd February 2009 10:29 GMT
"Additionally, there is no IT angle to this story."
Uh ... it's a bit of tech, is it not?
Me, I just hang the wife's bras on a hanger over a door frame when she's too tired to finish taking care of her own laundry ... seems to work quite nicely. She's never complained, anyway.
::shrugs:: Whatever. Insert "naughty knickers" joke here, or thereabouts.
And watch me yawn ... C'mon people, grow up a little, would you?
Posted Monday 23rd February 2009 11:00 GMT
...felt a right tit.
Thank you very much, I'm here all week, try the fish.
Posted Monday 23rd February 2009 11:00 GMT
I iron them on my head, luckily my head is round...
Posted Monday 23rd February 2009 12:29 GMT
If I ever spend that much on a bra, I'll get myself checked in tot he nearest mental unit.
As for drying them, I find that hanging them on the bedroom radiator works well enough.
Posted Monday 23rd February 2009 13:46 GMT
You forgot your coat. Let me fetch it for you.
Posted Monday 23rd February 2009 13:46 GMT
If you read the website it tells you that there are different inserts for different bra sizes. Still, it's bloody useless. Maximum cup size of DD.
What's the point at which the average bra becomes expensive and difficult to find in the UK? DD and up..
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