Get him a job at Number 11. He seems ideal!

Well, this doesn't make me feel any more at ease about going for a 2 month long surf binge in South Africa next week. The Great White "nip" is pretty potent I hear.

.... is the reduction in the number of estate agents removing themselves from the genepool by wrapping their Porsches around trees. As with the last downturn, most of these equivcators-of-the-turth have been forced to hand back their leased flashmobiles and trundle around in much safer diesel Golfs or A3s, unfortuanely allowing them the chance of breeding with some equally befuddled member fo the opposite sex.

If the downturn makes people go less to the beach, it should automatically result in less accidents in the water (shark-based or other).

Just read what the person said.

Correlation does not equal causation, especially not causation in a direction that makes no sense at all.

There should be a two thumbs down button.

... to accompany the article? I was looking forward to seeing the "'Provocative' surfer sluts"!

With the economy in freefall you should be totally safe. Hope you're going to surf Jeffries Bay, it's great there.

... welcome our peckish elasmobranches overlords, let's hope they do a better job than Brown did with our countries finances, they can't be any worse, Brown is eating us alive as well.

How on earth can they predict economic bubbles, if the reason people are not going on holiday is actually due to a recession in the first place!?

Surely then, they can just confirm an economic slump rather than predict it!

Maybe El Gordo the Clown will use this to prove he actually did save the world...

Increased sales of umbrellas 'predict' when it is raining...

12/71 is not big enough a margin to be "sure" about the trend.

maybe he is right.. but did he jump the gun in creating sharkonomics too soon ?

What about affects of global warming ?

What about effect of animal planet where they've created some sort of awareness in people about shark atttacks. (eg timings; seasons and shape of surfing boards.. ie what if people are getting a little smarter after all) ?

Paris, coz she can be a maneater.

The Chinese having finally eaten almost all the sharks, the number of attacks is down?

Too obvious explanation?

No, he jumped the shark, not the gun.

Is at least as good as that used in the models employed by our esteemed global financial industry!!!

Wait a second....

The way the day has been going for me this is just the kind of light news I need to keep me going through the rest of it. Nice work Lewis, in these days anything to lighten the mood surrounding all of our economic woes is welcome by me. Please report to the nearest bar for a drink on me :-).

would be successful by the sharks, if they just had a frikkin laser beam!

The sharks can't be biting stockbrokers then. Professional courtesy and all that.

Yeah, with the sharkfin soup in the pocket.

...the economy must be booooming! Just recently we had 15 known attacks during the 3 month slump; one in Sydney Harbour where a Navy Seal lost a hand.

I think that bloke needs to get out (of the USA) more. It's winter time over there.

Here's your wet-suit.

Every day I search for a new article with the word "elasmobranches" in it. Woo - I can go home now....