NASA 'scope captures ferocious gamma ray burst
Anonymous Coward
Kaboom #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 12:38 GMT

A bad day if you happened to be living next to it, I suppose.
Lionel Baden
hmm aliens still warring #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 12:38 GMT

better dig a bunker
alien - yeah well kinda obvious
Martin Lyne
RE: Kaboom #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 14:18 GMT
.. Or wherever the jets are dispersing towards.. if we see one pointed at us.. well the light will arrive with the other radiation, so hopefully we won't all be baked potatoes.
As far as I understand planet-sterilizing things, anyway :)
Francois
They should have listened... #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 14:18 GMT

Before starting that big accelerator of theirs.... luckily, on this planet, we know better
Edward Miles
@hmm aliens still warring #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 14:18 GMT

Naaah. It's been 12 Billion Years since this happened, Hopefully they've made peace in that time!
Red Bren
When LHCs go bad? #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 14:18 GMT

That is all.
ben
Action film #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 14:18 GMT
Just needs John McLain flying out of the explosion totally unscathed with a bit of dirt on his vest. "Yippiekayay Muddyfunsters!"
Yorkshirepudding
Q? #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 14:18 GMT

maybe the Q continuum is having a pre friday night scrap?
Anonymous Coward
When was that? #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 14:18 GMT
"The explosion, known to its chums as GRB 080916C, occurred on 15 September in the constellation Carina at a distance of 12.2 billion light-years from Earth."
So was that 15th September 12,199,997,991 BC?
Kevin Campbell
Big Bang 1.1? #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 14:18 GMT
If this was 12.2 billion light years distant, then this happened roughly 1 billion years after Big Bang 1.0? Might this have been God's after-dinner belch?
I mean, assuming this is in the right direction, couldn't this have been a follow up Bangette?
(Mods, we need a an icon for "clueless git" or somesuch. Essentially, the antithesis of the egghead)
Brian O'Byrne
Batten down the hatches #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 14:18 GMT

18 billion light-years away, and stuff moving at no less than .999999c, so I guess that means we should start feeling the particle flux in about 18,000 years.
Robert Ramsay
@Kaboom #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 14:45 GMT
more like a bad 1/8th of a second.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaspora_(novel)
Paris Hilton
Correction... #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 14:45 GMT

'The explosion, known to its chums as GRB 080916C, occurred on 15 September in the constellation Carina at a distance of 12.2 billion light-years from Earth'
Becomes:
'The explosion, known to its chums as GRB 080916C, was detected on 15 September in the constellation Carina at a distance of 12.2 billion light-years from Earth'
(even I know it occured 12.2 Billion Years ago)
MnM
@Brian O'Byrne #
Posted Friday 20th February 2009 20:56 GMT

An awesome analysis all round there old boy. Any thoughts on the economy or Jade Goody?
I think you may be joking but just in case, I'm replacing your geek squad icon with something more appropriate. It's harsh, but fair.
Anonymous Coward
@Kevin #
Posted Saturday 21st February 2009 00:44 GMT

I thought that was the Paris icon ;)
Luther Blissett
Mach Almost-Infinity - the closest shave you will ever get #
Posted Sunday 22nd February 2009 21:42 GMT
> 99.9999 per cent of the speed of light
That was a close encounter with c, wasn't it? Any quicker, and it would have falsified the Theory of Relativity.
Anonymous Coward
Fools! #
Posted Sunday 22nd February 2009 21:57 GMT

It was just Jehova trying to fool us again! Everyone knows that He made the universe 6,000 years ago.
Paris - Jehova made her, too, just to prove that He is a Kind and Merciful God.
Anonymous Coward
Glad to see my computers are working #
Posted Monday 23rd February 2009 16:21 GMT
Hi, I build/sold the computer ground station for this telescope.... Glad to see they are working! I kid you not, but I must remain anonymous.
THOMAS STEWART VON DRASHEK
Are We Missing 12.2 billion light years? #
Posted Thursday 26th February 2009 21:59 GMT

since event was 12.2 billion light years away & estimated to to equal outflow, isn't there place in opposite direction 12.2 billion light years from event just recieveing gama rays? or that Universe is at least 24.4 billion light years in /Diameter.
Signed:PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART von DRASHEK M.D.