Viewers of STV's Scotland Today got an unexpected Royal Bank of Scotland bonus on Tuesday when the teatime edition of the news prog featured a "busty blonde" nipslip boob. According to the Scottish Sun, the woman "unwittingly bared all from the passenger seat of a car as the driver - an RBS worker - was being interviewed about …
and a few wide-mouthed kiddies I'm sure. Phwoar, etc etc
I might have to start tuning in to Scottish TV!
No seat belts in Scotland?
Seems if she were wearing one, the "wardrobe malfunction" may not have occurred.
as a colleague put it - "Journalists - anything to get a scoop".
Wouldn't mind a scoop etc etc.. sorry
Y'all need to get out more often. If nothing else, it'd give your mother time to tidy up the basement.
Er, I don't think so.
Looks more like a button on her blouse.
Trick of the light
It's light shining through the button hole. Either that or she has extremely perky tits with nipples in the wrong place.
ITV News also
I remember, because I had to rewind it on the freeview box, just to make sure.
Is it ?
Not convinced. I reckon it's light coming through a buttonhole.
STV's site can't take the pressure though, so can't watch the , er (presumably) flash video to make a proper assessment.
Nipple this in the bud
Isn't it just light coming through the button hole? I'm sure it is.
Yes, I have been scrutinising it...
Already on YouTube
Someone's already uploaded it...
She's a darling!!
More tits on the news please.
Unless she's got more than one nipple on her right tit..
Still, worth a shuffle anyway.
So was this meant to be a RBS Bonus ?
Sorry to get your hopes up... but it was just light shining through a button hole.
...no youtube link?
Why all the fuss?
I will never understand why people get whipped into a frenzy over stuff like this.
It's just a nipple! We've all got at least one!
A right tit, and not a director to be seen
Paris, also famous for her right tit
Light through a button hole
... the title is saucy ... but really light ... in Scotland this time of year ... no way, definitely a case of misplaced 3rd nipple.
If you want clearly identifiable nipples on a Telly broadcast, watch Underbelly, it's all about bonking system and bone-uses too.
The holy coat for me. Ta.
where can i buy a jacket with "buttons" like that?
Is everyone 12 or something? OMG a nipple.... You are on the internet, just go to another site, if you don't know how to find proper nipple pics, then you should just sell your computer now.... Seriously, the internet is over %50 nipples...
raised my Interest rate anyway
Worth looking at any way, damn she's cute
...is why on earth are they conducting an interview while the woman is driving?
There's no way she's driving with due care and attention while being filmed and interviewed.
"More tits on the news please."
We have that already, they're called the Government
not a button hole
Button holes on women's clothing are on the left.
I saw it live and remember thinking it looked a bit revealing but come on she is clearly wearing a bra and definitely not a nipslip outrage. Just look at your girlfriends. Oh wait, hahaha
It's definitely a tit...
...the one with the white hair and black eyebrows I mean
Alas, not a nip, just light.
When she raises her hand to toy with her hair, her arm blocks the light & her so-called nip disappears.
Judging by the way she keeps pushing her chest forward, adjusting her hair, chewing with her mouth open & smiling at the camera, she seems eager to create a good impression.
and she's fit too.....
"More tits on the news please."
Don't we have enough politicians on the news as it is?
...after close scrutiny by myself and a highly qualified team of IT-colleagues I can confirm it's a play of light caused by her button hole, it's devastating I know and it does create a wonderful, extremely realistic illusion.
I just don't know what else to say.
Except it's a shame she's constantly chewing the cud like a highland cow the entire time...such a turn off!
She should learn to chew gum with her mouth closed!
That "nipple" belongs to the blouse.
Have a closer look.
Anyway, what is it again with you Brits and Tits on TV?
Rats. Yes, it must be a light through the button hole. Nipples do not point upwards at 45 degrees. Otherwise babies would never reach them. Also, RBS would hardly let her walk around the office in that state. Still, it was nice to receive a boner from bank.
She is a Scottish lass after all. The further north you go in the UK the less cloths they wear!
Out of ten?
I'd give her one.
Mine's the one with the prophylactics in the pocket.
@"What","Why all the fuss?",...
Good for you, you have wives/girlfriends/partners -- now piss off while those of us without the money/social skills/large equipment/... enjoy this.
If this was in 'merrika
the howls of outrage and "think of the children" from a tiny but very loud-mouthed minority would be audible from the next continent over, and the FCC would be attempting to fine the network about eleventy-billion dollars.
I like the TV bod's "hope nobody was too distracted" comment, clearly the UK still does *some* things right. For now.
However, six months from now when Wacky Jaqui has made all nipplage illegal and just viewing it becomes punishable by 10 years in the salt mines, you're all completely fucked. Sorry.
ZOMG! Kids see tits! At what age does a tit stop being lunch and something they should not see?
That being the case why does she appear to have several nipples, evenly spaced just under the edge of her blouse? And even if it's not light shining through a button hole it's in completely the wrong place.
Seems there are an awful lot of saddos posting on here who have never seen a female nipple before.
Yup, it's what you thought....
Anyway, since I'm off work tomorrow, and I live in Edinburgh, might need to take a wee strole see miss hotty is kicking around :-)
"Button holes on women's clothing are on the left."
No they aren't.
The Register triumphs again
this is why i read the reg. well researched and illustrated - the news i need to have and would have missed
Not a button hole. I can clearly see 4 nipple slips in the top photo.
(Paris, because 4 nipple slips in every photo)
not yet pulled the clip
REG YA BARSTARDS WHERES THE LINK
Movie Trailer for...
... Carry On Banking
(or should that be an 'o' instead of an 'a'?)
Paris, 'cos she knows about both bonking and banking.
> Either that or she has extremely perky tits with nipples in the wrong place.
>Nipples do not point upwards at 45 degrees.
Wow. Two people lining up for the "public admission that I'm basing my theory on nipple placement based on my worldy breast experience of my Mum's milk-filled bazongas and that girl that showed me her tits when I bribed her with my lunch money".
Those tits are NOT perky. $10 says they fail the pencil test.*
I guess we'll know soon when she hits page 3 of The Sun.
And someone stick something in her mouth to stop that ghastly chewing.
* That's not a bad thing, though, really.
She's about 14 by my reckoning!! I really hope it's the light.
If she'd like to bone'us?
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