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Scotland Today in news nipslip outrage

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lansalot

wide-eyed ? 

Go

and a few wide-mouthed kiddies I'm sure. Phwoar, etc etc

Obnoxio The Clown

Hubba Hubba! 

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Phwoar!

I might have to start tuning in to Scottish TV!

Daniel Thomas

No seat belts in Scotland? 

Paris Hilton

Seems if she were wearing one, the "wardrobe malfunction" may not have occurred.

lansalot

or.. 

Coat

as a colleague put it - "Journalists - anything to get a scoop".

Wouldn't mind a scoop etc etc.. sorry

Anonymous Coward

Banking boob 

nuff said

Anonymous Coward

what? 

Y'all need to get out more often. If nothing else, it'd give your mother time to tidy up the basement.

Peter Thompson

Er, I don't think so. 

Looks more like a button on her blouse.

Darren Coleman

Trick of the light 

It's light shining through the button hole. Either that or she has extremely perky tits with nipples in the wrong place.

Anonymous Coward

ITV News also 

I remember, because I had to rewind it on the freeview box, just to make sure.

Hywel Thomas

Is it ? 

Not convinced. I reckon it's light coming through a buttonhole.

STV's site can't take the pressure though, so can't watch the , er (presumably) flash video to make a proper assessment.

Tom

Nipple this in the bud 

Unhappy

Isn't it just light coming through the button hole? I'm sure it is.

Yes, I have been scrutinising it...

Jon H

Already on YouTube 

Someone's already uploaded it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVjKLeP9xDM

Anonymous Coward

Sweet! 

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She's a darling!!

More tits on the news please.

Anonymous Coward

Unless she's got more than one nipple on her right tit.. 

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They're buttons.

Still, worth a shuffle anyway.

Anonymous Coward

Bonuses ... 

Paris Hilton

So was this meant to be a RBS Bonus ?

Anonymous Coward

False alert... 

Unhappy

Sorry to get your hopes up... but it was just light shining through a button hole.

Anonymous Coward

What... 

Unhappy

...no youtube link?

Chris

Why all the fuss? 

Paris Hilton

I will never understand why people get whipped into a frenzy over stuff like this.

It's just a nipple! We've all got at least one!

Anonymous Coward

Hmmmm 

Paris Hilton

A right tit, and not a director to be seen

Paris, also famous for her right tit

Mr B

Light through a button hole 

Coat

... the title is saucy ... but really light ... in Scotland this time of year ... no way, definitely a case of misplaced 3rd nipple.

If you want clearly identifiable nipples on a Telly broadcast, watch Underbelly, it's all about bonking system and bone-uses too.

The holy coat for me. Ta.

steven

sweet 

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where can i buy a jacket with "buttons" like that?

whata honey!

Anonymous Coward

Wow... 

Stop

Is everyone 12 or something? OMG a nipple.... You are on the internet, just go to another site, if you don't know how to find proper nipple pics, then you should just sell your computer now.... Seriously, the internet is over %50 nipples...

James Robertson

raised my Interest rate anyway 

Worth looking at any way, damn she's cute

Steve Foster

Bigger Question... 

...is why on earth are they conducting an interview while the woman is driving?

There's no way she's driving with due care and attention while being filmed and interviewed.

John Irwin

@sweet 

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"More tits on the news please."

We have that already, they're called the Government

Tom

not a button hole 

Button holes on women's clothing are on the left.

Anonymous Coward

lawl 

Paris Hilton

I saw it live and remember thinking it looked a bit revealing but come on she is clearly wearing a bra and definitely not a nipslip outrage. Just look at your girlfriends. Oh wait, hahaha

david

It's definitely a tit... 

...the one with the white hair and black eyebrows I mean

The Voice of Reason

Nipless slip 

Unhappy

Alas, not a nip, just light.

When she raises her hand to toy with her hair, her arm blocks the light & her so-called nip disappears.

Judging by the way she keeps pushing her chest forward, adjusting her hair, chewing with her mouth open & smiling at the camera, she seems eager to create a good impression.

theotherone

fit 

Paris Hilton

and she's fit too.....

Les Matthew

Re: Sweet! 

Stop

"More tits on the news please."

Don't we have enough politicians on the news as it is?

Anonymous Coward

Unfortunately... 

...after close scrutiny by myself and a highly qualified team of IT-colleagues I can confirm it's a play of light caused by her button hole, it's devastating I know and it does create a wonderful, extremely realistic illusion.

I just don't know what else to say.

Except it's a shame she's constantly chewing the cud like a highland cow the entire time...such a turn off!

Meh!

K

Chewing gum 

Paris Hilton

She should learn to chew gum with her mouth closed!

Bad Beaver

That "nipple" belongs to the blouse. 

Paris Hilton

Have a closer look.

Anyway, what is it again with you Brits and Tits on TV?

Jim

Button 

Rats. Yes, it must be a light through the button hole. Nipples do not point upwards at 45 degrees. Otherwise babies would never reach them. Also, RBS would hardly let her walk around the office in that state. Still, it was nice to receive a boner from bank.

Andy Barber

Grow up 

Joke

She is a Scottish lass after all. The further north you go in the UK the less cloths they wear!

Anonymous Coward

Out of ten? 

Coat

I'd give her one.

Mine's the one with the prophylactics in the pocket.

Cameron Colley

@"What","Why all the fuss?",... 

Good for you, you have wives/girlfriends/partners -- now piss off while those of us without the money/social skills/large equipment/... enjoy this.

Anonymous Coward

If this was in 'merrika 

the howls of outrage and "think of the children" from a tiny but very loud-mouthed minority would be audible from the next continent over, and the FCC would be attempting to fine the network about eleventy-billion dollars.

I like the TV bod's "hope nobody was too distracted" comment, clearly the UK still does *some* things right. For now.

However, six months from now when Wacky Jaqui has made all nipplage illegal and just viewing it becomes punishable by 10 years in the salt mines, you're all completely fucked. Sorry.

foo_bar_baz

Kids 

IT Angle

ZOMG! Kids see tits! At what age does a tit stop being lunch and something they should not see?

Anonymous Coward

@Tom 

That being the case why does she appear to have several nipples, evenly spaced just under the edge of her blouse? And even if it's not light shining through a button hole it's in completely the wrong place.

Seems there are an awful lot of saddos posting on here who have never seen a female nipple before.

Anonymous Coward

Yup, it's what you thought.... 

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light...

Anyway, since I'm off work tomorrow, and I live in Edinburgh, might need to take a wee strole see miss hotty is kicking around :-)

Anonymous Coward

@Tom 

Paris Hilton

"Button holes on women's clothing are on the left."

No they aren't.

Anonymous Coward

The Register triumphs again 

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this is why i read the reg. well researched and illustrated - the news i need to have and would have missed

sage

sage 

Paris Hilton

sage

Not a button hole. I can clearly see 4 nipple slips in the top photo.

(Paris, because 4 nipple slips in every photo)

Ed

not yet pulled the clip 

REG YA BARSTARDS WHERES THE LINK

Magani

Movie Trailer for... 

Paris Hilton

... Carry On Banking

(or should that be an 'o' instead of an 'a'?)

Paris, 'cos she knows about both bonking and banking.

Anonymous Coward

Losers 

> Either that or she has extremely perky tits with nipples in the wrong place.

>Nipples do not point upwards at 45 degrees.

Wow. Two people lining up for the "public admission that I'm basing my theory on nipple placement based on my worldy breast experience of my Mum's milk-filled bazongas and that girl that showed me her tits when I bribed her with my lunch money".

Those tits are NOT perky. $10 says they fail the pencil test.*

I guess we'll know soon when she hits page 3 of The Sun.

And someone stick something in her mouth to stop that ghastly chewing.

* That's not a bad thing, though, really.

Anonymous Coward

Even if... 

Stop

She's about 14 by my reckoning!! I really hope it's the light.

Anonymous Coward

I wonder 

Coat

If she'd like to bone'us?

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