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It's with a great deal of pleasure that we today wish a very happy birthday to El Reg's fave celebutard Paris Hilton - she without whom Fridays would in the last couple of years have been a sorry affair indeed marked merely by wholly IT-related material and bereft of something for self-appointed commentard content guardians to …

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Paris Hilton

pictures please

come on you cheer up a dull day with at least a few pictures of our princess

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Paris Hilton

Oh, age!

I thought you meant IQ!

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Paris Hilton

Where's the Paris angle??

Oh.....there it is :)

By the way, we expect pics!!

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Paris Hilton

Happy Birthday to you

...hope it goes with a bang, which in turn will then be a popular download for many.

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Paris Hilton

28 human years ...

is only 4 dog years.

Surely she's been around than that ?

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Happy

God bless her...

...and all who sail in her.. ;o)

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Linux

Oh the pain.

Paris sucking face with Bill Gates! This is an image that I will never get out of my mind.

Curse you Lester. Curse you and your descendants for a thousand generations!

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Only 28

Surely she has made more than 28 Grumble Flicks?

Having sad that, she has made a small fortune selling them, so maybe she can't really be considered amateur..

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Paris Hilton

Happy birthday dear Paris..

Haaaapy birthday toooo yoooooo

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I for one

welcome the twenty-eigth year reign of our blonde overlord.

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Paris Hilton

Oh no

What a depressing way to find out I share a birthday with Paris.

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But.....

Who will put the candles on her cake for her? She cant count that high!

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Dead Vulture

Thank you

You totally ruined *my* 28th birthday coming up next week. Mostly with the realization that even if I would suck face with Bill Gates this weekend, pretty much noone would care. Even if I twitter about it.

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Law
Paris Hilton

YEY!!!

Was waiting for the right article to send this link out for comments on el reg:

PS - it's not-NSFW, so don't worry!

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

Happy Birthday Paris, we salute you!!

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Happy

Yeah, sure

Gates wife would just love the hell out of seeing that.....bwaaaa haaa haaa haaa haaa

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Heart

Happy Birthday Paris

I for one simply wish her a Happy Birthday.

I dislike the negative jibes, usually made by the uglier members of our sickish society. Paris is a beautiful girl and suffers more from the jealousy of the holier-than-thou brigade and the lesser intelligent dirty-minded little bastard of low brain cell count, pretending to be more intelligent than her. She is just a girl of beautiful appearance who likes to live her life in her own way.

I raise my glass to her, I think she has done well ! She has certainly done a lot better than anyone that I ever heard making comments about her, that's for sure.

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RE: YEY!!!

Surely "not-NSFW" should just be 'SFW'? Bloomin' double-negatives.

And I'm not sure if I'm more amused by the article or the comments. Thanks to Lester and the commenters for brightening my day.

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Paris Hilton

RE: RE: YEY!!!

"Surely "not-NSFW" should just be 'SFW'?"

Where would be the fun in that?? ;)

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