It's with a great deal of pleasure that we today wish a very happy birthday to El Reg's fave celebutard Paris Hilton - she without whom Fridays would in the last couple of years have been a sorry affair indeed marked merely by wholly IT-related material and bereft of something for self-appointed commentard content guardians to …
come on you cheer up a dull day with at least a few pictures of our princess
I thought you meant IQ!
Where's the Paris angle??
Oh.....there it is :)
By the way, we expect pics!!
Happy Birthday to you
...hope it goes with a bang, which in turn will then be a popular download for many.
28 human years ...
is only 4 dog years.
Surely she's been around than that ?
God bless her...
...and all who sail in her.. ;o)
Oh the pain.
Paris sucking face with Bill Gates! This is an image that I will never get out of my mind.
Curse you Lester. Curse you and your descendants for a thousand generations!
Surely she has made more than 28 Grumble Flicks?
Having sad that, she has made a small fortune selling them, so maybe she can't really be considered amateur..
Happy birthday dear Paris..
Haaaapy birthday toooo yoooooo
I for one
welcome the twenty-eigth year reign of our blonde overlord.
What a depressing way to find out I share a birthday with Paris.
Who will put the candles on her cake for her? She cant count that high!
You totally ruined *my* 28th birthday coming up next week. Mostly with the realization that even if I would suck face with Bill Gates this weekend, pretty much noone would care. Even if I twitter about it.
Was waiting for the right article to send this link out for comments on el reg:
PS - it's not-NSFW, so don't worry!
Happy Birthday Paris, we salute you!!
Gates wife would just love the hell out of seeing that.....bwaaaa haaa haaa haaa haaa
Happy Birthday Paris
I for one simply wish her a Happy Birthday.
I dislike the negative jibes, usually made by the uglier members of our sickish society. Paris is a beautiful girl and suffers more from the jealousy of the holier-than-thou brigade and the lesser intelligent dirty-minded little bastard of low brain cell count, pretending to be more intelligent than her. She is just a girl of beautiful appearance who likes to live her life in her own way.
I raise my glass to her, I think she has done well ! She has certainly done a lot better than anyone that I ever heard making comments about her, that's for sure.
Surely "not-NSFW" should just be 'SFW'? Bloomin' double-negatives.
And I'm not sure if I'm more amused by the article or the comments. Thanks to Lester and the commenters for brightening my day.
RE: RE: YEY!!!
"Surely "not-NSFW" should just be 'SFW'?"
Where would be the fun in that?? ;)
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