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Paris Hilton celebrates 28

Anonymous Coward

pictures please 

Paris Hilton

come on you cheer up a dull day with at least a few pictures of our princess

Neil

Oh, age! 

Paris Hilton

I thought you meant IQ!

Andy Worth

Where's the Paris angle?? 

Paris Hilton

Oh.....there it is :)

By the way, we expect pics!!

Anonymous Coward

Happy Birthday to you 

Paris Hilton

...hope it goes with a bang, which in turn will then be a popular download for many.

Paul

28 human years ... 

Paris Hilton

is only 4 dog years.

Surely she's been around than that ?

Steven

God bless her... 

Happy

...and all who sail in her.. ;o)

Robert Moore

Oh the pain. 

Linux

Paris sucking face with Bill Gates! This is an image that I will never get out of my mind.

Curse you Lester. Curse you and your descendants for a thousand generations!

Stuart Castle

Only 28 

Surely she has made more than 28 Grumble Flicks?

Having sad that, she has made a small fortune selling them, so maybe she can't really be considered amateur..

slack

Happy birthday dear Paris.. 

Paris Hilton

Haaaapy birthday toooo yoooooo

StillNoCouch

I for one 

welcome the twenty-eigth year reign of our blonde overlord.

V

Oh no 

Paris Hilton

What a depressing way to find out I share a birthday with Paris.

Jonathan

But..... 

Who will put the candles on her cake for her? She cant count that high!

Anonymous Coward

Thank you 

Dead Vulture

You totally ruined *my* 28th birthday coming up next week. Mostly with the realization that even if I would suck face with Bill Gates this weekend, pretty much noone would care. Even if I twitter about it.

Law

YEY!!! 

Paris Hilton

Was waiting for the right article to send this link out for comments on el reg:

PS - it's not-NSFW, so don't worry!

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

Happy Birthday Paris, we salute you!!

Anonymous Coward

Yeah, sure 

Happy

Gates wife would just love the hell out of seeing that.....bwaaaa haaa haaa haaa haaa

David

Happy Birthday Paris 

Heart

I for one simply wish her a Happy Birthday.

I dislike the negative jibes, usually made by the uglier members of our sickish society. Paris is a beautiful girl and suffers more from the jealousy of the holier-than-thou brigade and the lesser intelligent dirty-minded little bastard of low brain cell count, pretending to be more intelligent than her. She is just a girl of beautiful appearance who likes to live her life in her own way.

I raise my glass to her, I think she has done well ! She has certainly done a lot better than anyone that I ever heard making comments about her, that's for sure.

Chris Lovell

RE: YEY!!! 

Thumb Up

Surely "not-NSFW" should just be 'SFW'? Bloomin' double-negatives.

And I'm not sure if I'm more amused by the article or the comments. Thanks to Lester and the commenters for brightening my day.

Law

RE: RE: YEY!!! 

Paris Hilton

"Surely "not-NSFW" should just be 'SFW'?"

Where would be the fun in that?? ;)