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* New ISS piss-extractor drinks unit to go up on Discovery

Anonymous Coward

hmmm... 

Happy

"this presents something of a watershed in the ISS' history"

i see what you're doing there :)

filey

really? 

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Are you taking the piss? or are you just extracting the urine (as a nerd would say)

im sure the end result beats what is in most bottled water these days.

Adrian

Obvious solution 

Since they seem to be p!$$ing in the wind, drop the ISS down to a level and scope up the urine.

And no, I'm not taking the p!$$

James

Stick out your thumb 

Alien

Why not direct the shuttle towards a passing asteroid to extract some water?

Edwin

Is it just me 

Dead Vulture

or is the adolescent bodily-function humour in these stories getting a touch old?

Mark_T

Upmass ? 

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Oh god.

Steven Swenson

Is it really that expensive? 

Joke

I seem to remember the Urine Processor Assembly was a much simpler device in Waterworld.

Nick Palmer

Just... 

...fly up some Budweiser - they'll never know the difference...

Hugh

Would want to test it... 

Stop

I wouldn't have wanted to be the first person to realise it wasn't working...

Seeker

Couldn't they use reverse osmosis instead? 

Linux

.. to purify the water? Using a semi permeable membrane that only lets through water molecules (already developed) and is Bob your mothers brother? Am I missing a trick here?

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