Neep!

Once used flint spears they moved on

Brits used to carry guns, but we moved on to Paris Hilton grumble flicks.

Something fishy about men alone in the woods touching each others' guns

everyone must really be on the chill pills.

Clearly you / we are not pissing enough people off here!

Get working on it, you lazy shower of pacifist, ass kissing pansies!

SB, wine glass down, and get that whip back in your hand woman. Just because it's Friday afternoon is NO EXCUSE for slacking!

...pukes like Mr. Kelly here that make the rest of us embarrased to leave the States. American Stereotype(TM) indeed.

CAAF = Cockfighting Across America Foundation ?

We didn't give up our rights, we never had any.

Tsk, what an idiot.

PS - for balance, can you find a picture of a Brit with bad teeth wearing a bowler hat and drinking tea whilst playing croquet? If you can, he's got a lucrative career ahead of him playing foreign creeps and baddies in a succession of formulaic Hollywood films.

And again HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

We are yellow because we dont have (not allowed) guns?!? You see, your losing the argument already with your statement.

What a buffoon!

"My dad's half his age and we don't trust him with the remote control to the telly!"

We're really sorry about this whole mess over the past 200 years.. We promise to do better the next 200 years.

We also promise to put an end to all this "We kicked Blighty Arse in 2 wars, and pulled it out of 2 more."

PLEASE keep Wacky Jacqui away from our government.

Your Friend,

The Citizens of the USA

The chap who faces the day armed only with dry wit, or the slackjaw carrying an assault rifle?

Cockfighting Across America Foundation, apparently. I think... no, I HOPE they mean chickens. Can you imagine the light saber noises for added comedy?

I know, I'm going...

... gotta love it.

I don't know about anyone else, but I cry myself to sleep everynight for giving up our rights to bear arms and shoot one another :D

and that reason is Darwinism...

also "Yellow Bastards".. not exactly the Queens English !!!

Si.!

Yeah right. I'd like to see him come and have a go without his gun.

He should ask his own armed forces how cowardly us brits are. Especially the ones we helped train.

At least he proved you were spot on with the stereotype. But then he wouldn't understand irony would he?

google's no help. Probably not Children Affected by AIDS Foundation in this context.

USA at least means Estados Unidos de America or perhaps États Unis d'Amérique, but I figure you knew that already.

Nice P3nis extension/Rifle.

( PS about title; Because most of them can't spell either).

But you are sick:

CAAF - Cockfighting Across America Foundation

Totally sick.

Surely this is correct and it isn't something else like: US Court of Appeals for the Armed Forces.

Now put it away before the police arresting you for being a flasher.

As for the American moron moaning about Brits giving up rights to bear arms, where exactly has that right got Americans? Your country is nothing but a war monger and run by criminals, your people paranoid, and the fact that any nut can get virtually any gun shows that your country is well and truly fecked up. The amount of massacres because of your gun laws show that your country has nothing to be proud of.

Lester, I didn't know you were a member of the Cockfighting Across America Federation. Bravo, sir, for fighting all those American cocks.

Means United States Army - although I'm sure that the vast majority of the brave men and women of our Armed forces wouldn't react quite so aggressively to a little friendly prod.

Flames - because even nerds love the smell of napalm in the morning!

... the yank is ill-informed. Us Brits do still have the right to own firearms. What we don't have the right to do is own military weapons which have no use but to kill humans.

Pistols are an easily concealed personal protection sidearm of limited range which have no role in pest control or hunting. Therefore they are not permitted. Automatic weapons are designed for spraying an area. These too are not permitted. Learn how to shoot a rifle accurately and you don't need to loose off a whole clip to get that rabbit, or use a shotgun which will leave you something to cook in the pot.

No animal hunting or pest control is suitable for an uzi, a Barrett 50mm, an M16 or an AK47. So Mr Yank, if you own one, what exactly are you planning it use it for?

Black helicopter as it's probably privately owned by someone called Randy and equipped with weaponry that would make Arnie envious!

Doesn't the fact that we get through life without the need for guns to protect us make the Brits less 'yellow'?

Go on the mean streets of Britain and you'll find we can kill each other with knives. Not guns like those American pussies.

A quick click on the 'street view' icon and then 'search nearby' for 'gun' and we'll see the person in question is *in the parking lot of a gun store*. He's literally 3 parking spaces from the front door of the Dakota Arms dealer at the corner of 7th and Main. A little less of a 'OH NOEZ' moment, I'd suggest.

Perfectly acceptable grammar and spelling, no exclamation marks (never mind multiple exclamation marks), no swearing worthy of the name, and only one word capitalised. What does this amateur think he's doing?

..us limeys sure are yeller. Why, y'all don' see us standin' up to that thar Hitler feller or nuthin'..... guess if we wuz brave like those fine folks in the US of A, we'da stayed at home until the bad guys declared war on us (while screwin' our so called Allies fer every last cent) then joined in halfway through un say we dun wun it fer the team.

And then later we cud invade little Asian countries in the name of dmawcrawcy, freedom and the American way...

(any chance we can have a burning American flag icon? drives the colonials up the wall, dont'cha know, old bean! pip-pip!)

Paris cuz she's our best friend now and she ain't never been bothered if mine's yeller or not, y'all!

see no wonder inocent people in america get killed and carry guns around cause there pocksey goverment cant do shit to stop it at least in the uk where trying to reduce it and this is tipical americans they prefer to fight using guns and not with there fists what cowards they are they think having a gun makes them such big arseholes well guess what americans get a life you dont need guns to fight. screw you yankees

The thing that would scare some people the most is, he might be be holding a CIGARETTE! in his right hand. The booze looks faked though. Plus everyone here in the USA knows that you always hold your booze and your gun in different hands. Holding them in the same hand is only excusible if you are holding another gun in your other hand.

I don't think the Brits are yellow. Bastards yes, but not yellow.

But seeing articles from last year where your MPs are worried that images of knives in "the dark knight" could harm the delicate British youth... Well, that certainly puts you on the suspect list (or at least your children).

Where do you find these jokers?! He says "didn't give up our rights" which is all well and good... but he is refering to a country where you can't even play poker online right? Or spreadbet? We still have the "right" to do those things you plonker.

No, it just means that you have to call the 'Yanks' whenever the s4!t hits the fan. :)

Mines the one with the concealed weapons permit in the breast pocket.

John - Seattle WA, United States of America.