I think we have proven...
...that the very same pathological anal retentives who would be most inclined to celebrate such an anniversary would, in reality, spend the whole event arguing over whether it was, in fact, an event at all.
I predict minor reportage at the fluff-piece end of the news hour, showing lesser geeks partying in the upscale internet cafes of, let me see, New York, Amsterdam and Tokyo.
The coverage will dwell on the one attractive be-croptopped and en-miniskirted female in the room. The male demi-geeks in the background wont realise they are drooling until they see themselves on Tivo later that night.
The report will fade out with a opulently proportioned 30-something gentlemen with a wispy moustacheless goatee and faded WoW T-shirt trying to explain the technical details and how this is almost exactly like that scene in Serenity when...
Ooh! I need to go shave my mo'!