May as well disable comments for this one, Lester. Doubt anyone will top that "wide receiver" strapline. Well done, sir !

...was the ball fumbled?

It's right up there :)

We all know if an NRA operative didn't take a photograph, then it never happened!

Not much more to say really. Will leave fellow El Reg readers to add additional penial puns involving such fine tags as stiff, hard, penetrate and more.

Paris, because in such a situation, she would reward her naughy staff with a big raise...

Well, let's face it, you'd need something to break up the absolute monotony of American "Football"! Hell, even I'd watch it if it were interspersed with pron!

Roll on the Test Match: "She was only the batsman's daughter, but she could take a full toss in the crease!"

... it's just replacing one lot of bollocks (Superbowl) with another set (Grumble flick)?

Purely coincidental that one of the companies involved is "Cox Communications" :-)

Paris, because she's only seen a cockatoo

Tyler Derden strikes again :)

...this sort of puts wardrobe malfunctions with nipple glimpses and and the infamous "Godaddy.com" commercials into some form of context.

IT angle? Well this event could have been avoided if they had ID cards, Biometric Passports and Phorm installed.

it was the terrorists

9 inch gain with good penetration by the female tight end, surely?

... to break open the Playmobil box, me thinks

Dear me! Does Playmobil do an "adult" range??? I must have missed out on that in my blatently sheltered youth...

Here we go, NZ not AU rugby: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/07/07/prime_tv_blunder/

Also http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/22/sweidish_tv_outrage/

Still AC, as my search history is NSFW.

Sure *beats* American football.

In the mid nineties, when i were a lad and sailed the seven sea's with a yellow submarine,looking at pipelines (someone had to do it) we were dock in Den Helder on the German Dutch border, we had some nice video transmission kit on board to forward video links to a lay barge, although i had clearly labeled a video recorder "NO PORN VIDEO TRANSMITTER" i was sitting in a local coffee shop when the proprietor received a phone call, and promptly re-tuned the TV......

No one complained, When I said I'd have to go back to the ship and stop this, the gave me free weed to leave it on, 5 days of free weed no complaints talk about coals to Newcastle , bloody yanks complaining.

It's only Neo jacking-in again... Agent Smith'll be along presently to sort it.

Mine's the one with the brand-new cellphone in the pocket. Still works dandy; only been dropped once.

I was thinking the conspiracy that resulted in the elicit broadcast, which was almost certainly a Terrorist attack involving Optimus Prime (explaining why he was barred from entry into the US).

What you where thinking? Pervert!

Glad I was all done with dinner or you would have owed me a new monitor and keyboard.

"Still AC, as my search history is NSFW."

Oops! Are you sure about that?