Sex toys have been around for years, but one’s now available that the manufacturer’s promised will boost your performance in bed and help overcome the dreaded brewer’s droop. LoveTrainer LoveTrainer: boost your bedroom performance with narration and music The LoveTrainer’s essentially a pair of sporty headphones with an …
For the Mac user version...
...it'll probably say something like "Stop that! You'll go blind.", or "Too much of that will give you hairy palms you know."
But does that little window ...
... display Strokes Per Minute?
Now if it could send automatic SMS messages to yer mates it could be REALLY useful!
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