Back to the articlefrankly... #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
...this ad is the best thing Microsoft has produced in some time. Utterly brilliant.
Microsoft Songsmith ad trumps Seinfeld shocker
Yet you've failed to notice.... #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
most people out there are saying the laptop is a Mac....
Damn... #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
... all of them and their families!
But it fits perfectly to Vista - crap all the way ;)
"Brought to you...... #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
By the team who created Microsoft Vista!"
I might not want to kill my family, but I would like the 4 minutes odd that ad. took from my life, back!
please #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
Someone class this as a wmd and make it against human rights laws .This should not be allowed EVER
SmithSong #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
They must have got the idea from Morrisey as all his songs sound the same too...
FAIL
WORSE THAN FAIL
OMG WTF WERE THEY THINKING!
Apparently Disney was a beta tester #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
How else can you explain High School Musical's score?
Public Nuisance #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
If people start that sh*t on the train there is going to be murder committed I expect. First we had mobile phones - now we have SongShit^H^H^Hmith
What Laughter? #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
You mean as soon as the screaming dies down right? Gods that commercial was terrible!
OMG! All the neigbours too! #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
After exposure to Wonderwall & Sgt Pepper, I've got to off the whole village now!
Ballmer made me do it guv!
I used Songsmith to create this comment #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
♫♪ Well hey there Mr. Haines,
Why are you so mad?
Did Songsmith give you cranial pains
Or did it make you sad?♫♪
Lost the will to live, maybe #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
but it's actually pretty funny.
And from a software perspective, fairly clever too (aside from what it does to Rush & Metallica)
Die, Die, Die! #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
My ears are on fire! Please make it stop! SongSmith is the first horse of the apocalypse, the end of the world is upon us!
How stupid is this?
Gah! #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
Well, if that wasn't an advertisement for mandatory sterilization upon birth, I don't know what is. Couldn't they have at least found people who could actually sing? At least something better than fingernails on a chalkboard?
I believe Metal Church put it best in "The Human Factor":
I just need a sample cause no one says it's wrong / It's so easy to rip-off using someone else's songs / Everybody wants to be a star in modern days / But if I don't have talent then I'll just get by this way
Odds? #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 11:59 GMT
"Eurovision Song Contest - Sponsored by Microsoft SongSmith"
Wonder what odds William Hill will give me for that?
Question is will the software be "going for a song"?
Mine's the one with bad jokes in the pocket...
You forgot to mention... #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 12:00 GMT
that Microsoft now advertises its products on what really looks like a Powerbook.
Other than that I can only agree that the advert is truly traumatising, and even though you quoted gawker "it could make you want to kill your family" I'm not sure this is a a strong enough warning. I feel that in this particular case caps would have been appropriate, as well as a disclaimer so that the Reg cannot be held responsible for whatever may result from watching the video.
PowerPoint For Music #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 12:19 GMT
This is like PowerPoint for the Musically Deficient. Up to now, we had to nap trough PP presentation in self-defense. Now we will have to stick knitting needles in our eardrums to escape the agony of all our musically inclined f*iends.
The Last One #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 12:19 GMT
Remember "the Last One"? Some sort of app generator circa early 80's, billed as the last program you will ever need to buy?
Or the game generators? Tools to let amateurs make their own video games? Circa 90's.
These things come, these things go, nobody really cares. Having watched the video, can you hum the tune the girl was singing?... You can't really be traumatised if you don't remember the tune. So quit whining if some kid wants to sing along to the sort of stock cord sequences you get on most modern electric organs.
Johny Cash #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 12:19 GMT
The funniest of all of these circulating round youtube at the moment has to be the upbeat calypso version of "Hurt" - pure genius!
Toe Curling #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 12:19 GMT
That ad has indeed permanently curled my toes.
But, er, I just downloaded the free trial to, you know, take a look at it, that's all. Just a look, I mean where's the harm...
Looks like every other American advert #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 12:49 GMT
So full of cheese it would put Holland to shame.
Apart from the dire script and the appalling acting, the software looks quite decent.
Murder - The Musical #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 12:49 GMT
♫♪ How does the accused plead today, speak clearly before the court ♫♪
♫♪ How can I be guilty m'Lord? My brain just had a short ♫♪
♫♪ For 16 days and 16 nights I hear the same old ditty ♫♪
♫♪ I could not work I could not sleep - please bestow on me your pity ♫♪
♫♪ I loved my wife with all my heart 'til SongSmith was installed ♫♪
♫♪ But now she's gone because of song; the court should be appalled! ♫♪
♫♪ Show mercy Sir, please let me be! Blame Redmond for this crime ... ♫♪
♫♪ Just stop right there, now hold your tongue; sing not another line ♫♪
♫♪ Case dismissed, you're not to blame it's Redmond who'll do time! ♫♪
Theatre School Kids #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 12:49 GMT
Should be prevented from doing anything but West End Musicals
So I can safely avoid them.
WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING !?!?
Was John Shuttleworth a consultant? #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 12:58 GMT
If not he should sue.
Please make it stop.
Needs more cowbells... #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 13:47 GMT
I'm sure theres a link out there somewhere..
Let's kick M$ LOLZ!!!! #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 13:47 GMT
I'm clearly alone in finding this a rather clever piece of software. It may be "the sort of stock cord sequences you get on most modern electric organs", but if I could hum a tune and expect the electric organ to harmonise, I'd be reasonably impressed. Of course, it's easy to take the tune from "An die ferne geliebte" and select an unsuitable backing to produce a 'funny' (peculiar or ha-ha, you choose) result, but that's no criticism.
Oh, and if you find the ad especially cheesy, you probably haven't been exposed to much US TV advertising (lucky you)! Flame-proof clothing, donned ...
Coming to a Music chart near you.... #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 13:47 GMT
....I'll give it 2 weeks before a song made by this is in the UK or US Top 10!!!
All it needs is... #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 13:47 GMT
more cowbell.
"Roxanne" though ? Absolutely fantastic. I shall certainly be having it at my next beach bbq.
Finally, some serious competition for the P2P monopoly #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 15:12 GMT
Simon Cowell must be beside himself with worry over the future of his beloved industry. Mediocrity is no longer tightly controlled by music professionals, now ANYONE can Make Music.
According to the video you just sing your words and the software works out an appropriate accompanyment to fit your melody. Have they not noticed the modern tendancy in music is away from discernable tunefullness? This is doomed to failure.
Microsoft do it again. #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 15:12 GMT
They have dumbed down computer usage to such an extent that the average user has not a clue what their PC is doing behind the cartoon like interface. Dumbed down so much that accomplished retards and professional trolls have access to the Internet. This has resulted in newsgroups, forums and blogs being flooded by inane, childish, ignorant and often illiterate ramblings.
Now they do the same for music... wonderful, I can't wait.
Some things should be the exclusive domain of those with at least a modicum of skill, imagination, talent and intelligence. Normally I am one who would celebrate the removal of barriers, but it seems to me that this technology is just another step backward. It gives those who should never be seen, heard or allowed to have any influence on others, an avenue by which to irritate, annoy those with a discerning ear whilst encouraging the equally talentless.
From microsoft:
"We’ve partnered with one of the industry’s finest digital instrument producers – Garritan – and one of the leading developers of computer synthesizers – Plogue – to provide rich instrumentation for your song."
Who the fsck are Plogue and Garritan? Yes I have heard of them but they are hardly the finest digital instrument producers or leading developers of softsynths as MS would have you believe.
Why haven't Sony, Yamaha, Roland, Native Instruments, IK multimedia, Waves, Antares to name a few, partnered with Microsoft for this project? Could it be that established suppliers of professional kit see Songsmith as the gimmick that it really is?
I'll stick with Cuebase, softsynths, my guitar, my imagination and the somewhat limited talent I have thanks.
Fortunately #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 15:54 GMT
I have flash block in Firefox and clicking on the PLAY icon in blanked middle of screen is optional. Also by default I have speakers muted.
So I'm safe for now.
@AC "... to Vista" #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 15:54 GMT
Brilliant! I think you have unintentionally come up with the new verb meaning "to envision or embody failure." Now if someone will be kind enough to come up with the pluperfect form, we'd be all set.
I know, we could use "songsmitten" but I think that is better a band name than a verb.
Clever... but... #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 15:54 GMT
Gotta agree the software is clever, shame about the marketing. I guess the company that is used to being a monopoly doesn't have a clue when it comes to classy advertising. Reminds me of some of the old "Amiga" 500 commercials from the '80s (search YouTube, you'll find them)... they too were awful (and rare).
Run for the (new) hills #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 16:30 GMT
Imagine what kind of damage this company can do to your kid's brain. Now imagine that MS just subdued the Nova Scotia's Ministry of Education. Please, please, think of the children. We need a law to protect the kids from this extreme obscenity.
Dreadful advert... #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 16:33 GMT
...wonderful remixes! Absolutely hilarious, and quite interesting to see what Songsmith makes of these famous vocals.
Took a while #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 16:45 GMT
This cringeworthy video has been doing the rounds for a while. My ears are still bleeding.
Errrm... anyway... #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 16:45 GMT
well thats 4 minutes of my life that I can't get back. The tech does look pretty good but can you imagine how many teletubby, tweenie and barney style characters there will be now!?
evil gates because... that advertisement is just plain evil.
More dumbing down #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 17:10 GMT
LOLOLOLOLOL Kinda reminds me of the south park episode "Guitar Queer-O", when Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero II. Stan's dad attempts to impress the kids by playing on a real guitar (nice representation of a Gibson Les Paul, gold Top with P90 pickups) and Cartman says, "Real guitars are for old people."
We've gone from "one click" computing to "one click" music making. The dumbing down is nearly complete, soon we won't need any ability to do anything.
Paris, the ultimate dumbing down
Competition #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 20:58 GMT
I think this is s'posed to be competition for GarageBand and for the music tutorials Apple added in the new version. So you don't have to learn anything from those hoity-toity big-name musicians. Instead, the computer plays your own genius composition, as we've seen in the "You! Tube!" video.
I can't wait to see what open-source project springs up to duplicate this thing on Linux. It'll probably have lots of techno sound accompaniment with creatures from some MUD to follow words across the screen.
My song. #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 20:58 GMT
"I'm singing with my laptop,
I'm making up a song.
I'm in a public cafe,
Searching for some pr0n"
My family is safe #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 20:58 GMT
But only because I could only make it into the first 15 seconds before closing the window.
I'd rather pass another kidney stone than watch that through!
Kill me now #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 21:03 GMT
I watched precisely 32 seconds. With the sound off. The movements and sheer urgness of the guy in the red shirt was enough to make me decide to never, ever, watch it again.
Gnghgnngh
Au! #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 21:18 GMT
for i in `ps aux|grep family|awk '{print $2}'`;do kill -9 $i;done
Family killed, now when does the hurting stop?!? I did what you asked... Please! Make it stop!
The last time I felt like this.... #
Posted Tuesday 27th January 2009 04:07 GMT
...was when Charlton Heston said: "We've got to let them know...that Soylent Green is people!"
What was Microsoft thinking (or do they think)???
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