Of course not, that's so mainstream celebrity (actors, supermodels and other such).

This is a hotel for wrecking the bathroom by putting sticks of dynamite down the bog!

The leather one with the dynamite in the pocket.

Missed that tidbit. Still, seems to me that this isn't the Iron Maiden hotel, so much as 'rock band invests in property'. Better then, given it's an existing building, than Bono's attempts to destroy Dublin's skyline

...and how many Bang & Olufsen sound systems are going to be trashed by guests franticly trying to open the mini-bar?

I'm sure the licencing laws down south don't cover this?

But it really begs the question of do they actually wish to increase the chances of a TV being flung out the window? Or perhaps watching a reinactment of an infamous Taxi hijacking by a very drunk Ozzy and Bruce Dickinson?

Either way... when can i check in?

Nice to know that when my band tours the UK, there is a posh establishment that caters to the Rock N Rolla!!!!

That whole television out of the window thing finally died a quiet death when one of those cast iron bellringers from Busted did it.

Mine's the one with the metal studs and Casualties patch sewn into the right sleeve.

£150 for a basic room?

I'm Losfer Words.

>I worked in an office next door at no.22 Warwick Street

I'm really glad you weren't at 22 Acacia Avenue...

There should have been a 'Room of the Beast' for £666 per night...

...located in the lowest basement obviously! (Flames for obvious reasons)

When IT was fun, I used to stay in the Paramount in New York on my regular trips. It was great, Comme des Garcons clad hotel staff, amazing totty, cocaine fueled drug binges (for others, allegedly).

Made up for spending my day trying to sort out HDLC datalink interfaces at JP Morgan.

(Tried staying in the Royalton once. Real log fires in the rooms. Too snotty though, and accounts banned us from staying there after they got the USD350/night bill. The Paramount came in cheaper than shiteholes like the Marriott, so that was fine with the beancounters).

guests will enjoy "... REN Skincare bathroom amenities... bathrobes and slippers"

Sounds more lke it's aimed at manufactured boybands than rockers. Keith Moon must be spinning in his grave.

These modern flat panels are a pain in the arse. Not only are they a bastard to get off the wall (where's the screwdriver? No, I can't lever it off with a cricket bat... $%^&!) but they're so light most safety glazing just bounces the thing back in the room. If you're drunk enough you can't tell which is the window and which is the TV anyway, especially with the screensaver on.

I've stayed in the Mondrian in LA, that's an all-white hotel (arf arf) - so could this new one be the antimatter version of there?

Paris, cos she popped in while I was drinking champagne by the pool