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Killer robots to get silent-running whisper mode

Anonymous Coward

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Well i hope the NHS is still doing free hearing tests !

Sam Turner

I would like to nominate "tinfoilsploitation" 

Happy

for neologism of the week.

Bad Beaver

Naaa 

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they've got to emit some sci-fi noise, otherwise fleshreapin' flybots are no fun at all.

Tom Paine

Robots equipped to capture fleshies 

Black Helicopters

Meh, this is nothing compared to the REAL threat, as revealed in today's Maily Telegraph...:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/4314674/Scientists-develop-robocop-to-capture-suspects.html

PH33R! (Any chance of a Reg write-up on this terrifying new development in the RotM?)

Schalor Visari

Old news, UK has had whisper mode choppers for years. 

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This capability is already in the hands of the UK law enforcement. I'm someone who was surprised when one late summer night a helicopter floodlight illuminated the field at the back of the house where we were enjoying a late night barbecue with drinks. Not a single sound of a helicopter was heard but we all saw it's light for the few seconds it was on :D

Operator at the controls must have thought it'd be funny and indeed it was. So the fact that they're gettin mini-copters with full whisper is of no surprise.

Sam

@Schalor Visari 

That wasn't a copter, it was a lizard craft.

Dribble.....

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-whin-bin-bin-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuitbarrel

WHisper mode Chopper? 

Coat

Whisper mode chopper? no, no leave it - walk away!

Mine's the one with this weeks copy of "Unspoken"

Warhelmet

What Would Jesus Say? 

Dirigibles.

Kanhef

tinfoilsploitation 

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+1 for Lewis Page

Daniel B.

Younger Readers? 

Coat

Should I feel old because I've actually watched Blue Thunder??? That one was kind of like K.I.T.T.'s whirlybird cousin. Looks like someone's aiming to merge both concepts here...

Anonymous Coward

Counter-measures must be taken 

Black Helicopters

I'll be lead-lining my secret volcano base and mounting a large electro-magnetic pulse weapon outside then.

Damn, it's all getting so expensive during this 'credit crunch'

Steve West

Not choppers... Iridium flares 

A silent chopper turning on its searchlight for a couple of seconds... that's exactly what I thought the first time I saw a really bright Iridium satellite flare.

They vary, but the brightest (magnitude -9) are astonishing and can be seen in broad daylight. You can look up the times on the web or get widgets to do it for you. See "Satellite flare" in Wikipedia for links.

Anonymous Coward

Progress 

Now if only we can train the humans to die quietly everything could be handled in such a civilized manner from now on.