"She's apparently upping sticks to the US with hubby Peter Andre"

Woohoo! Sounds like a good excuse for a national holiday if you ask me!

What would be a good penalty for releasing crap songs, having your vocal cords removed?

Rob

I must get paid to get my moobs out.

Yes?

What about "Airheads should have high pressure air pushed into their head"? Or "people talking shit should have shit put in their mouth"?

What a dumb bitch.

To what extent would the eye-for-an-eye thing apply?

Let's say I commit a parking offence (yeah, unlikely I know, but bear with me for a sec). Would the council get to obstruct my driveway for 30 minutes? They could even have an official argue with me that he 'just nipped into the shop for some change' or something.

I have a mental image of Jordan, dressed as a judge, sitting atop a horse, which is forcibly sodomising a convicted rapist who has been doused in female horse scent. It's not an entirely displeasing image. Like something from from Studio 54 during the height of the disco era. I doubt that it would cut crime, however.

Well coming from Brighton*, she would approve of same-sex marriages wouldn't she. Where's she off too then, San Francisco? (It's also 3000km further away from Blighty!)

* To non Brit's, Brighton is the "gay capital" of the UK.

faile

if all the rapists were to be raped, then the prison officials that raped them would be raped, and eventually the HM prison service would run out of rapists to rape the rapists, they would have to turn to other .gov services, then to the public, and the whole thing would spread like an epidemic of rape.

everyone in the UK would end up firstly raping someone, then being raped in punishment. Maybe Jordan likes the idea.....

paris cos she has less grotesquely over-inflated legislation

she is probably complete filth in the sack!!

While I sympathize with the death penalty, and raping rapists (which the truly sick ones would probably enjoy too much, but who am I to use reason, I'm a nobody). The others remind me why people need to read classical books, like maybe, The Scarlet Letter? When it is convenient for us, we believe people can change. Marking them for life seems as extreme as what we see happen in the most fundamentalist countries. People like her are what happens when you let thoughtless and disturbed people punish the other thoughtless and disturbed. I mean seriously, most of them say they are Christians even, and I have a strange feeling Jesus would not approve, to say the least.

One nice thing about freedom of speech is that you get to be warned of the crazy ones right from their own mouths. And they have no idea they are doing so, or how insane they really are. True justice would be that after she put in the needle, they find out the one she put to death was innocent after someone else comes out and admits to the crime with hard evidence. This actually happens, but, because of the spectacle she would create, it would be too hard to keep as quiet as they tend to when a famous governor does it behind the wall of a signature and a confusing justice system.

Sane is crazy and crazy is sane, welcome to bizarro world!

Was she thinking of how the other jungle jane inflatable funbag was treated (Sorry I use the word thinking in its broadest possible sense) http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/01/21/jungle_jane_perp_cuffed/comments/

Mines the one with the bicycle pump and the puncture repair kit in the pocket.

Is there even the slightest relation to any IT angle here?

Excuse me but this article didn't mention our favourite heiress' opinion.

With her on the Drink driving though.

Why, that's insania!

The rapist consents to his punishment?

Now that's fixed the world, hasn't it?

How comes she can get away with Bubba comments....

Jordan has become an actress, she already has two Golden Globes.

Can you arrange to have Gerhardt executed for that joke? Its a reasonable request!

(if you dont have that power, then frankly, its about time you got it)

...automated rape machine that the to-be-punished rapist gets strapped onto?

There's your IT angle. Of a sort.

Brighton (here) is also one of the most liberal places in the country. So I doubt it has influenced her too much.

However, we do seem to think that if you own a car and want to park it on the street you should be raped so maybe I am wrong.

Best comment ever. Gave me quite a laugh. Thank you!

"Is there even the slightest relation to any IT angle here?"

Well, I *suppose* they could use an automated rape-bot. As much hentai as they sell in Japan I'm sure they could pick one up there.

Stop it now... that sort of mental image can get you locked away under the new laws...

Jordan - what an idiot.

Ooooh Sarah, you're *such* a tease....

Nice :)))

Would raping yourself count?

> Mines the one with the bicycle pump and the puncture repair kit in the pocket

ROTFWL

What, no pre-emptive ban on Bubba comments...?

I may be out of work, but that is one job I will not be applying for; Electric Chair, Beheading or the old Hemp Fandango would be OK, but there is no way I'm giving some guy one up the....