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* 'Obama quits' spam recruits zombie drones

Liam Pennington

Superlative! 

<i>the most "high-tech security bubble ever" ever</i>....EVER!

David Hancock

That's gotta be some truck 

Black Helicopters

"The FBI has a weapons-of-mass-destruction response truck on standby"

Can you get them on Autotrader?

Anonymous Coward

background checks 

"All inaugural personnel will be put through criminal background checks."

If it's anything like our CRB checks they will be still waiting for the results NEXT year!

Darling Petunia

Marijuana laws 

Boffin

I agree with this group:

http://www.leap.cc/cms/index.php

Pierre

Other malware spreading chavs 

Apparently some nefarious website pretends to show the inauguration online only to force a malware called Silverlight on ususpecting punters. Beware.

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