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'Obama quits' spam recruits zombie drones

Scammers are capitalising on worldwide interest about Barack Obama's inauguration via a spam email campaign that claims the Illinois senator turned prez44 plans to turn down the office he fought so long to obtain. The messages falsely claim the President-Elect doesn’t want the responsibility of saving a "sinking ship". This …

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Superlative!

<i>the most "high-tech security bubble ever" ever</i>....EVER!

Black Helicopters

That's gotta be some truck

"The FBI has a weapons-of-mass-destruction response truck on standby"

Can you get them on Autotrader?

Anonymous Coward
Anonymous Coward

background checks

"All inaugural personnel will be put through criminal background checks."

If it's anything like our CRB checks they will be still waiting for the results NEXT year!

Boffin

Marijuana laws

I agree with this group:

http://www.leap.cc/cms/index.php

Other malware spreading chavs

Apparently some nefarious website pretends to show the inauguration online only to force a malware called Silverlight on ususpecting punters. Beware.

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