DHS deploys undercar Kraken tentacle-bombs
Edward Miles
May I be the first to say... #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 13:06 GMT

...Om nom nom nom?
David S
Stick that in your Subaru, benefit cheats! #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 13:06 GMT
I initially read that as "DHSS Deploys..." and figured it was something to combat all those families on benefits who somehow manage to have the latest widescreen TV / PS3 / supercharged sportscar / designer leasurewear...
Mildly disappointed to hear it's just another Eye-o-Sauron add-on. Hey ho.
Ian Emery
Copycats #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 13:06 GMT

5th Gear showed a demo of a similar UK system YEARS ago.
Research stolen from Qinetic, now they are partially owned by the yanks??
Black choppers?? See them every Thursday over Malvern, near Qinetic!!!!
Matt Bryant
Interesting but.... #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 14:03 GMT

.... a single use device, whereas the cheap 'n' cheerful old Stinger can be re-used many times for more than one vehicle at a time, and doesn't require dangerous gas cannisters or the like, or any electrickery for remote control. I can't see the UK's cash-strapped forces going for this, nor many US forces, maybe not even the FBI. Still, an interesting application of technology.
Mark
Sounds wonderful but,.... #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 14:03 GMT

Look at the size of it, and the time needed to deploy it. Current measures like the stinger are thrown in front of the car you are trying to stop seconds before the car passes because your average speeding criminal who is desperate to get away has enough brain power to drive round it, not over it given the chance.
This looks like a great big block placed in the road that you would probably try and drive round, even if you didn't know what is was. Wonderful idea but i doubt it will work in its current form.
Nikolai Kuzmin
Heat activated second stage... #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 14:03 GMT

What about cars with rear-mounted engines e.g. Porshe or ZAZ?
Steve
Fine in the test lab, maybe not on the road #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 14:03 GMT
And what if the car doesn't go over it dead centre (center?) so that it only snags the wheels on one side? Sounds like a recipe for several tons of out-of-control steel rolling along the road.
Wasn't there an EMP-based thingy like that a few years ago? When fired under a car from a pursuing police vehicle it stuck up a couple of antennæ and zapped the car's electronics, leaving it to coast to a halt without power? A sort of trucktazer... never saw that deployed either.
Toastan Buttar
Tentacle Bombs ??? #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 14:03 GMT
Some people might consider that 'Extreme Porn' !
Goatan
FAIL #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 14:03 GMT

When the police have enough trouble trying to get a stinger (a nastily barbed object 15ft long) in the path of a speeding car how do you expect to get an object the size of a large cake directly in the speeding vehicles way.
Employ more clowns??
Anonymous Coward
hmm #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 14:10 GMT
Pretty sure I've seen these in anime somewhere, however I think it'd be far better to deploy Erectacocky - ultimate detarrant particularly in combat areas where everyone takes themselves a bit too seriously. http://www.animejump.com/modules/ProdReviews/images2/dominiondvd6.jpg
For such an iconic piece of anti-tank equipment I can't believe that was the only image I could find.
Anonymous Coward
What do they use for #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 14:20 GMT

Front wheel drive cars?
Anonymous Coward
@Nikolai #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 14:20 GMT

clearly need to ban these "foreign" vehicle that deviate from the American way of front engine, rear wheel drive. at the same time lock up all their owners as they're clearly probable terrorists
Chris Pearson
Stingers - single use? #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 14:20 GMT
I thought the stinger used hollow barbs designed to snap off to aid rapid deflation, this would surly make it a single use item as the barbs are getting pulled off? Or at least it will have to get it's spikes replaced after each use.
darsyx
@David S #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 15:12 GMT
I initially read it as "DFS deploys...." and thought it made a nice change from 1/2-price Sofas
Richard Porter
Stingers #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 15:12 GMT

Stingers can be used more than once because only a few of the barbs get pulled off each use.
What about leccy cars with motors in the wheels so no drive shafts, and with run flat tyres?
Anonymous Coward
@ Richard Porter #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 16:15 GMT

"What about leccy cars with motors in the wheels so no drive shafts, and with run flat tyres?"
Then you just shoot the smug planet-saving bastard!
Roger Jenkins
Armoured car? #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 16:37 GMT

It occurred to me that a use for this technology could be to immobilise armoured cars. That would be a very handy device for various organisations throughout the world. Maybe a bigger version may affect a tank, particularly if it only slows one track a little it would make life very difficult for the crew.
Craig Vaughton
Forget Kraken & Stinger... #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 16:37 GMT

...Hellfire FTW
Black helicopters; that would be AH64D shaped ones!
Anonymous Coward
Stopping cars? #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 16:38 GMT
Theres already a very effective method for stopping cars and it would certainly reduce the number of "joy" riding little chavs out there. Land mines. Or perhaps a shoulder mounted rocket?
And to the guy asking about the leccy cars... what joy rider in his right mind would steal a leccy car???
David S
@Darsyx #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 21:12 GMT

Now that would be an advert I'd pay to watch...
Gilbert Wham
@ Roger Jenkins #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 21:12 GMT
If things are at such a pass that there are armoured, weapon bearing vehicles being driven at you, I'm pretty sure you're allowed to just shoot them with a rocket.
Rich
@David S #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 21:12 GMT

I read that as DHSS too.
But all you really need to deal to chavs is a landmine designed to fit under cars of regulation rideheight, but be set off when a lowered Vauxhall Nova or similar passes over it.
Anonymous Coward
X-Net #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 21:12 GMT

As someone as already mentioned QinetiQ's X-Net is a simple stinger like device that attaches to the tires (rather than just puncturing them) and brings the vehicle to a stop in short order.
Jacob Reid
@Richard #
Posted Tuesday 20th January 2009 01:28 GMT

Well, electric cars are so crap you could probably keep up by running, or just driving behind it at 40mph until it runs out of battery after 30 min or so.
Anomalous Cowherd
DHS site #
Posted Tuesday 20th January 2009 13:30 GMT
Even worse is the next article:
"If you’re in the dairy business, moo-ving milk from the cow to the grocery aisle can keep you up late at night."
Sweet Jesus, I want to get off.
Thomas Kent
Or they could deploy... #
Posted Friday 23rd January 2009 14:56 GMT

...a mattress:
http://jalopnik.com/5106002/jeep-runs-over-mattress-develops-shimmy-from-mass-of-wires-cords-attached-to-drivetrain
Although, it DID fail to stop the vehicle for 30 miles. The owner took it to a garage "complaining of a shimmy"!
Mines the one with the Sealy Posturpedic in the pocket.