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* Microsoft expands languages with ESP

Frank

Even Better, From Dilbert.... 

Happy

"Do you want to work on the TTP project?"

"What does TPP stand for?"

"The TPP Project"

Anonymous Coward

MS ought to publish that spreadsheet... 

Alien

...so that we know what the hell they're talking about in all their recent press releases.

Kenji Takeda

www.microsoft.com/esp 

Happy

It's not hard to find out what Microsoft ESP is about. Type it into Google, or just go to www.microsoft.com/esp. I remember when journalists used to do research ;)

It is a name, not an acronym, in this context.

Anyway, it is the professional version simulation engine derived from the 25 year old Microsoft Flight Simulator product line. All fun stuff!!!

Dr Kenji Takeda

University of Southampton

www.ktakeda.net

Hollerith

Actually, I knew that already 

I also do tarot, with the self-same powers.

vegas

riiight. 

Linux

Enterprise Simulation Platform

gg register gg

Steve P

Doesn't stop them overloading acronyms though 

VSS. Visual Source Safe. Or Volume Shadow Services.

Anonymous Coward

Other meanings 

include 'encapsulating security payload', 'event stream processing', 'emergency service pack', and 'extra sex please'.

http://www.acronymfinder.com/ESP.html

Anonymous Coward

Not an acronym 

At least, that's what MS says.

http://www.microsoft.com/esp/faq_esp.htm

Bob

Don't panic 

It's just the New Zealan localized version of Active Server Pages

Peter Bradley

We use it 

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We moved from ASP.NET to ESP.NET when we discovered that managers expected us to develop for as yet unstated future requirements. I understand that this is not uncommon and therefore expect ESP.NET to become the language of choice for a large number of developers in the near future.

n

Re: acronyms 

Coat

"I remember when journalists used to do research ;)"

I remember when researchers used to do research.

Dr n

Central University of Networking Technology

Colin Millar

Execrable Steaming Pile 

Alert

Researchers used to research? When was that? When I was a researcher I spent all my time redrafting my CV. Research is for geeks. Journalism is for press officers. Cut and paste is for journalists.

JP Strauss

ESP? 

Gates Horns

As in [E]vil [S]inister [P]lot?

Prophy

ESP? 

Boffin

Extended Stack Pointer, shirley?

Mine's the one from the dark old days of hand-assembled code...

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