...is that he didn't actually kill himself. What a moron.

But whenever I hear 'canoeing accident' I think 'fake death'.

It's good to know that even at the peak of my twattishness I'm not as much of a twat as some consistently are for years. It seems he (and several others) relied on an ever-growing market to avoid getting caught from defrauding their clients. There is no 'god', but the recession seems to be serving up[ Judgement Day for these theiving scum. My sympathy for his poorly wrists ain't much.

If his alleged thefts/fraudulent activities were as well executed as his fake death plot, he's well and truly screwed.

Paris - because the phrase 'poper fucked' can be applied to them both.

I think the whole point of this affair was that he doesn't have any assets.

Doesn't he know you're supposed to dissappear over the ocean? Like that Kennedy guy?

If he really intended to kill himself he wouldn't have bothered with the 'chute when he exited the plane.

BTW, a dumbass icon is needed.

It's idiot morons like these that give a bad name to general aviation. To pull a stunt like that after 9/11, you know some loser politician is going to use that as an excuse to make flying worse for everyone. I only wish his parachute failed to deploy when he jumped out.

Its all down to not thinking it through.

1. When the plane crashes there will be no body !

2. What happens if i bail and land in the water (canooing accident - hahahah)

Should have flown over the sea, had life raft ready (non-gps emergency beacon variety), NOT sent the radio message, turned auto pilot off (OR arrange to have Forgot to fill the bloody plane with fuel ?)

Could have bailed practically over the shore and left the plane to crash miles out to sea.

Basically he's a Moron.

I have to pity this unlucky duck's lack of originality regarding being in a canoeing accident when it would of been wiser just to disappear into the swamps after crashing his plane into a canoe. If he's somehow found in the swamps alive then he can claim he's a clone and his actual self did indeed die in the flames and has tragically become BBQ Gator feed, so he can rejoin society and technically get the life insurance payoff he so desperately desired. But what do i know?