He shouldn't be in prison.

Surely this guy needs more specialist care!

I am convinced!

Seriously...

Please, please, please! Let this come to trial!

where is the raving loon icon?

Guess I'll have to go with the black heli.

So, where did AMD get their virtualization technology from then?

This lord will certainly help in keeping my hosts hacker-proof and virus-proof.

Im sure a pinky rises to his lips each time he utters $5 Billion!

Would like to get a look at those schematics..you know...to unlock the chip!

......when patent trolls stop taking their medication.

Because I gave him the crack he was using when he came up with all this...

Got too much time on his hands.

Nutjob.

With Mr inmate, after suffering abuse from all quarters for being a total nutter, finally getting his day in court and appearing from a veil of blue smoke and lightning to produce to the jury the mystical key of Odin which he personally retieved from the underworld halls of Valhalla at great personal risk, and that glows with a feint green light from the single emerald embedded in the keys head. This hallowed key being the only way to turn on his virus and hack proof computer, and therefore in some similarly intangeable way proving that he is, indeed, the creator upon high of these computery things and sending the dark lords of Intel and Apple to the depths of Hades.

Or something as equally implausable, or Tomb Raider-esque.

Hope he gets his $5bn.

Where to start ...

How much time/ money will be wasted by this?

How many others will 'think' of trying something like this - especially if they have nothing better to do during the day?

IF he gets his $5bn can I have some for helping him to spread his message of sanity, love and tolerance?

I give up, time for a coffee...

ttfn

Oh - PH cos shes got nice (though small) chesticles.

(FF doesn't recognise chesticles as a word? how bizarre!)

Google him up - he's been issuing a whole string of hysterically funny and utterly nutso lawsuits from the cell where he's been spending the last few years.

Just have an "Only in America" icon instead.

You have to admire a legal system that treats everyone as equal and gives them the right to vent their psychosis through litigation. Are legal fees cheaper than psychiatric care? If so, then we could adopt this kind of therapy over here too. America's easy access to firearms may also help this individual when his case is thrown out; watch out for the headline "Massacre at Intel".

How do you know his claims are not true?

hey, but what if he actually was a Mel Gibson [in conspiracy theory] type guy who knew more than people would believe and had been locked up to hide him from bringing down a large and bent corporation, that would be ace

I think that America has a duty to bring this to trial (and make sure he's not shived in the prison showers by someone offered an early release by a bent cop) so that the world can let him have his shot at proving it, it could be televised right after oprah

might take our minds off the more serious things

is this the same guy that's tried sue just about everyone on the face of the planet and in one filing cited the 12 Tribes of Israel or some similar nonsense?

Paris, cos I'd get innovative with her anyday.

anyone know why he is doing bird in the first place?

Why doesn't he just send the schematics to AMD? Oh sorry nevermind.

filling in for amanfrommars now, are you?

Why is this jailbird wasting my oxygen?

But you never know, he might just have figured it all out- or if not the whole processor then he might have figured out some of the key parts or underlying ideas.

I mean that would be pretty impressive, but certainly not beyond the realms of possibility. Let him fail to get to court then mock him for his bad luck/great imagination, or let it go to court and let him present his evidence. You never know, you might be surprised!

Equally he could be a loony.

That is just what I thought but <amanfrommars> Normally uses a lot of Capitals in the Middle of the Sentence.

For a few reasons:

One if he really did design something off the face of the earth then he deserves it. But I highly doubt it and would be willing to stake my life that hes a nutjob.

On the other hand why are people here defending this idiot?

/confused

Dear Vyv,

This may sound silly but I think I am going mad my courtiers won't obey me any more banana banana even my tailor has started making me stupid white canvas jackets loganberry that you have to wear back to front grateful for any advice.

Yours Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte I.

(Broadmoor)

Dear Bonie Your Highness,

You are not mad. I suggest you invade Russia this winter.

Vyvyan Basterd MD