Can we shout 'Oh no you haven't?' at the top of our voices every time she says this?

Slow news day (week) at El' Reg by chance? And there was me starting to hope that the dire lack of (interesting?) stories was starting to fade away after the break.

Oh well.

WTF?

There are people who pay to have a celebutard come to a party?

Sad. Very, very sad.

Where's the Paris angle?

mines the one with RETARD on the back. Just like my idols', Paris.

It's quite obvious that there is only one thing she is truly good at, and it ain't showing up at parties.

IMHO it rhymes with cucking socks.

that "a couple of people" is vague enough to be aimed at intentionally misleading. When someone says they've "only had a couple" [of drinks], it's very likely to be slurred...

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I'd imagine the other critical number is much greater than 37!

...so it doesn't just have to be men...!

Mine's the one with comedy memories of female friends who went to bat for the other side. :-)

Wonder why El Reg is so fixated on Paris Hilton? Why doesn't El Reg also fixate on some male sex object who fucks around? Or is it OK for the men to screw everything in sight and not even have it mentioned, while the women have to put up with a glaring spotlight on their extracurricular activities? After all, last I checked there were two people in that Hilton video, yet nobody seems to mention the unethical bastard who made and released the video.

It's a hell of a sexist and demeaning double standard that El Reg is upholding here. Which is, admittedly, par for the course.

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Was it a married couple or just a preference for no more than two at a time? As Bill Clinton put so eloquently, "it depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is."

An appropriate measurement in this context...

And it doesn't neccesarily mean "two". Okay, to pedants like us it does but to "sane" people it can be used to mean more than that.

See what you've done? you've confused the poor girl with your grammatical pedantry!

Half a million just to show up at a party. $8 Million in total. So only 16 parties all year ?

Can she count ? Perhaps that "two" = "twenty"

She's still a fantastic person - just look at the way she got back at John McCain...

There should be "at a time" at the end.

...there was another tape around online wasn't there? Not as graphic, but naked in bed.

So, 100% of her sexual evenings ended up on the internet?

"I've only done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss."

Yeah, I have known a few lasses use that line, but it all depends on what and where they are kissing, doesn't it!

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When she said "I've only shagged two blokes" she clearly meant for the ending "...at a time" to be applied. Presumably she got distracted before she could finish the sentence because she caught sight of something that looked slightly phallic.

I'm putting a thumb up, because I reckon that's something Paris has let a lot of blokes do.

I thought she was a virgin

Waiting for the day she married to experience the magic of sex!!!

/me Goes off to sulk at the news!

Don't you realize that the El Reg comments are the property of a private club of pimply faced youths (and their aged wannabe congeners), with senses of humor at about the 4 y.o. level?

All presided over by that formidable matriarch Sarah who don't take no guff from nobody.

If sexism is the worst criticism that can be levelled at this cabal of the callow and uncaring, I think Ms. Bee needs to break out that black leather bustier she bought at Folsom last fall and put it to some use. Surely there is a higher form of expression for so much concentrated juvenility.

And Madoff only nicked a couple of quid.

Cos..well just cos.

Seeing as Paris has been caught on camera having sex TWICE with two different guys then

I think someone didn't realise she meant "I've only shagged two blokes ON CAMERA"

Phew ! what a slow news day is no-one at CES ?

Perhaps if we can find a reasonably good looking *male* heir to a fortune of billions who:

1) Films themselves shagging and gets it realeased all over the Internet.

2) Gets their Blackberry hacked on a semi-regular basis, revealing celeb phone numbers (Note the IT angle...)

3) Appears to be a thick as pigshit, yet...

4) Earns a fortune just for turning up at parties and acting as thick as pigshit...

... then I'm sure there would be equal coverage in The Reg. The closest I could imagine would be if David Beckham suddenly turned into a porn actor. After all, he already has the perfume brand and the fuck ups with text messaging... ;-)

Perhaps Ms. Hilton has taken a lesson from Bill "sexual relations" Clinton... For example, "done it" means what exactly?? Just intercourse? Or videotaping a fellatio session?? Releasing said video on the web??? (slight pause for Google search...)

And "couple" is also a weasel word - it doesn't have to mean exactly two, does it? "I just had a couple of beers" could mean anything from about a half pint (a fourteen year old kid to his friend the next day) to about six (a driver chatting to a traffic policeman), to about fifteen (a Reg hack on a quick lunch break)...

She's probably just upset that she hasn't been commented on enough recently. Or, then again it could be that she doesn't count the ones that she can't remember.

That would be "only two blokes" today????

To be fair, she was busy with her brief presidential run in 08.

El Reg: "sexist""demeaning double standards"

Good. Keep up the good work and keep the PC brigade on the boil!

Paris - lovely girl, but was she referring to having done two men or done too many men?

...and I've got the video to prove it!

Well, the other one must have been me then. I've had her, and she was crap.

Paris, wiping away tears of rejection.

Just what we need to start 2009. A Paris Hilton story which is going to get thousands of responses.

Hands up (if you can spare them for a moment) everyone that thinks she is telling the truth.

And Paris because I am a wannabee.

I'm also available for just intelligent chat and kissing Paris. Have your people call my people, and we can get together.

If I didn't have low standards, I'd have no standards.

Funny how everyone assumes that she meant *guys*...

Mine's the one with the dental dam in the breast pocket...

Plenty have shagged her.

Just lie back and think of England girls

A gratuitous paris story. Jeebus bless everyone at El Reg, just the story I needed after the day I've had. So far as Paris only doing the horizontal mombo with only a "couple" guys, sorry but I'm not buying that line for a second. After all she has to have some way to occupy her time in between showing up at parties and shooting atrocious reality tv show.

I'd like to informally apologize to the world for:

Paris Hilton

Bill Clinton & Co.

The entire Bush Clan

Disco

Global Warming

Global Cooling

France

Al Gore

Al Franken

Several shitty remakes of Frankenstein.

Congress (or the apparent lack of PROgress)

The common cold

Nichole Richey

the term "BFF"

the quotation mark

spastic colons

and Microsoft.

Thank you and have a pleasent day, where ever you are.

"A couple" is not the same thing as "A pair of" ..

She said "people". That's fairly specific and leaves plenty of scope elsewhere, species-wise.

Off now to the costume hire shop and to practice my barking.

"but mostly I just kiss"

Paris, you delightful creature, you are more than welcome to just 'French-Kiss' my purple Porche any time you like!!

Where's the IT angle? 45' without bending.

Is she a liar? Half a mill, in yanky dollars I presume, to appear at parties is what she is saying and yet, at the partyist time of the year, New Years Eve, Paris was slumming it at the, as Jerry Seinfeld described, "asshole end of the world" in Sydney Australia for a $100,000 appearance at a party.

Factor in exchange rates and demand for the celebtard and it would seem she is inflating what she truly gets for appearances for those desperate enough to want a "celeb" at their party. No doubt she is applying similar rubbery math to the amount of fellas who have shagged her. My guess the experience now would be like throwing a sausage down a hallway.