'Rear Entry'... *snigger*

From the linked article:

> His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes.

The Cairns Post and El Reg were clearly separated at birth.

They have already had the preliminary results back from the DNA test and can categorically state that he is Australian. The doll is staying tight-lipped about the whole incident.

Paris has got a number of samples about her person.

The second photograph in the article really should have been captioned "A hole was smashed through the wall of the bar. Police are looking into it".

"When they could have come (don't snigger at the back) in the front door and paid for their pr0n like all the oh so normal people we usually get..."

Need check boxes on the icons - want Paris and IT? Sod it, Paris does it for me (snigger)

... to my Australian brother & sister-in-law!

Hilarious!

"Sex shop sicko"

And

Isn't it a bit weird a sex shop owner who sell inflatable dolls calling a person who USES one of his doll a 'perv'?

"If only...they had a DNA database! This disgusting (and probably dangerous) pervert could have been looked up and locked up within a few hours; thus making the whole community safer."

shutup shutup shutup shutup!!!!!

(Unless you want a job as Wacky Jackie's policy advisor)

Fingerprints only on the face? What manner of kama sutric jolly is this man partaking in?

And @AC 12:38 - I think you meant to visit www.dailymail.co.uk, or BBC news HYS

Mines the one with a bicycle pump in the pocket.

Looking at the photos, I can't help but think that the security of antipodean sex-shops could be improved if we let them in on the secret of 'bricks'. Surely it's the natural environment for something harder?

So, fill the appropriate part of a doll with ground glass, and stake out the hospitals...

Many, many years ago, I worked on a Saturday for a large supermarket - this was before they sold condoms, and the manager was too embarrassed to go down the road and buy them himself. He used to get me (aged 15) to buy them for him!

I used to go down the local chemists once a month and there would always be a female member of staff serving. Did that stop me - not on your life. And I always made the request in a loud voice to make sure everyone could hear me and with a big grin on my face - I'm sure that they thought me a total sex maniac (or more probably just a pervert).

Perhaps the thief is just too embarrassed to buy his blow up doll?

... will doubtless be making a cameo appearance in a forthcoming Playmobil reconstruction.

And if he gets caught he can release his pent-up sexual energy and frustration all over the innards of teenage inmates- a judge (in another El Reg article) said so!

Saying that, if you don't have the balls to buy one you probably don't have the balls to use one properly.

Two holes in one....ah, but if he was only a golfer and had that kind of control over his balls.

I suppose she cowgirled him in the alley as she didn't want to get dirty. snurk

"It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”

I beg your pardon, WHAT?! Yes, sure, it's a pity there is someone going about shoplifting and littering, but I would much, MUCH rather have some guy enjoying a stolen doll in the alley every single day of the week than that have the same guy rape a single random passerby.

Of course, to make a point, if you use a doll you did not pay for you are as much a disgrace to society as are folks who dare to gain enjoyment from pirated media. You all deserve to be shot.

http://www.bigskyballoons.com/images/Balloons/Jungle_jane.jpg

He's got taste.

He could possibly get done for rape. Since it has now been established in Australian law that cartoon characters constitute "real" people (as a result of which a man has been convicted of possession of child pornography for having pictures of the Simpsons kids doing naughty things), it could now be argued in court that Jungle Jane is also a "real" person with the same rights and protections as Bart and Lisa Simpson.

Mind you, if he did get done for rape on these grounds, that then begs the question of consent; maybe we could also run in the sex shop owner for sex slavery, since the sale of the dolls for sexual purposes without their consent would certainly constitute that offence. And such lunacy would certainly be in good keeping with the mentality of the Australian government of late. Seems we're in a race to the bottom against you guys in the UK, and right now we're winning! :)