Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 17:40 GMT
> FBI spokesman Ross Rice admitted: "It's fairly unusual that we see something that specifically stupid." <
I guess the FBI wear blindfolds in between investigations. Or this guy has been on overseas deployment for a few years.
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 19:19 GMT
Is it April already? Or has this dimwit been listening to old Kenneth Williams (he of the "Carry On" films) record where the robber tells the staff to "Put up your hands and give me the money!" before aforementioned thesp points out that hands in air are unable to reach notes in desk drawers...
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 19:19 GMT
(Written on the back of a paystub)
Pretty sure this has happened before but I could be wrong. Now give me all your money commenters or the Vulture gets it
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 19:19 GMT
FBI spokesman Ross Rice admitted: "It's fairly unusual that we see something that specifically stupid."
Seems strange, this is america after all
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 19:19 GMT
There should be something like the Darwin Awards, called, say, the Sherlock Awards. "When the properly thought through options have been eliminated, whatever remains, no matter how outrageously stupid ... "
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 01:28 GMT
I bet the letter had sweaty DNA evidence all over it too. Just in case they need to prove it was him even further!
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 01:28 GMT
At least he had a job.. He was trying.. The criminal classes around here live on social welfare between blags.
As far as the IT angle, based on the sucess of the robbery, I'm guessing he was either an IT project manager or CIO.
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 01:28 GMT
lol who robs a bank for only $400... that's not even enough to pay the rent.
attention retards, please leave the crime to those of us who can actually pull it off.
k thanx.
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 01:28 GMT
He takes $400
The bank has his payslip details
The bank should just withdraw $400 from his account
End of.
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 01:28 GMT
Obviously a want to be Infante terrible.
With strained peas on the lapel, thanks.
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 14:24 GMT
But why did he insist that the teller should quit ??
Was that why he only got $400: because she gave him a little then walked out?
Posted Monday 5th January 2009 23:37 GMT
Unusual. It only happens every other month in the US (apparently robber apprentices there are told by TV shows that it's safer to write your threats instead of voicing them). The Darwin Award website is full of that kind of stuff (though not in the main section).
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