Patience... #
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 17:40 GMT
I'm waiting for the vagina innuendo to come pouring in from the readers.
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 17:40 GMT
"there was beaver as far as the eye could see here in old Blighty, but they were eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors."
I too love to munch on a good beaver from time to time.
hyuk hyuk hyuk
- ph cos i'd like to....
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 17:40 GMT
And you missed a golden opportunity to post a picture of "German Beaver", I found loads on a Google search...........
Mines the one with "NIce Beaver" on the back
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 17:40 GMT
"It seems that once upon a time there was beaver as far as the eye could see here in old Blighty, but they were eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors."
I hope they breed well, as I want to try a Beaver Burger!
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 17:40 GMT
I'm waiting for the vagina innuendo to come pouring in from the readers.
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 17:40 GMT
Gonna get down to Cornwall and get me some beaver.
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 17:40 GMT
"It's ideal beaver country he's found himself in". Cornwall surely not!
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 17:40 GMT
And "furry trunk-muncher" is a euphamism for...???
Paris -- Beaver -- Need I say more?
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 17:40 GMT
"...but they were eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors."
And I still love munching on beaver :D
(Mine's the one with Joke Alert written on it)
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 17:40 GMT
"According to Derek Gow, beaver expert...". Fantastic, I wish my job title was that good.
On another note, do you think he is an expert solely on German beaver? I would like to think myself something of an expert on the English tufted beaver, with an occasional glimpse of the lesser spotted Brazilian smooth beaver.
Paris because she has also been associated with other beaver related news.
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 17:40 GMT
I know badger baiting, and bear baiting are illegal, but what about bucktoothed boche bi-mated beaver baiting? (By the way, was it from Bavaria too?)
I need not bother with the Paris allusions...
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 17:40 GMT
>eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors
What are we talking about here, and could it fall foul of the new extreme porn legislatin?
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 19:19 GMT
"Cornwall invaded by beaver bother'ers"
"Cornwall's beaver threatened by badger"
"Botched up beaver escaping escapades" >.<
etc etc ...
There should be a competition ...
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 19:19 GMT
... wish to welcome our German spy Beavers.
Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 19:19 GMT
That's it...
By Peter Fielden-Weston Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 16:16 GMT
Gonna get down to Cornwall and get me some beaver.
Ohhhh no your not
I've closed the A30 and the A39 so your effectively screwed!!
The Beaver is heading towards my cottage and my wife is away until New Year. WoooHooo
OOOOPS I meant BoooHooo ;)
Bring it on Beaver, haven't seen a German one around my farm in ages 8)
Do they shave under the armpits?
If not I'll have a bath run with the shaving foam and a razor ready.
Can't wait
WoooHooo
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 01:31 GMT
Do not accept a BJ from this German beaver.
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 03:51 GMT
Paris, as she is raziert blondin :)
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 04:52 GMT
Tsk Tsk.
All you naughty peoples, this is NOT the Carry On fan site!
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 10:28 GMT
Will this affect the price of Bavarian Beaver Cheese?
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 11:47 GMT
May I be the first to welcome our new forest chrunching hairy semi aquatic uberlords.
Posted Wednesday 31st December 2008 14:24 GMT
... for sub-header/title of the year? :-)
Posted Friday 2nd January 2009 00:21 GMT
"It seems that once upon a time there was beaver as far as the eye could see here in old Blighty, but they were eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors."
Our ancestors had different habits, beavers in Briton were driven to extinction by being skinned used to keep one warm. Whereas over in Canada we stil have many wild beaver and given the chance use them to keep us warm, Although many Brits have protests over this, I too would protest if I lived in a country with only few beaver and those keep in zoos where you are only allowed to look but not touch.
Posted Friday 2nd January 2009 10:00 GMT
... so it is great that we are informed where edible beavers will be living soon.
Posted Friday 2nd January 2009 20:07 GMT
Bother! An alpha beaver? Bravo, Charlie!
So does that make you a beaver botherer?