German beaver escapes from Dartmoor
A German beaver being held prisoner behind an electric fence on Dartmoor has escaped, according to reports. The furry trunk-muncher is now carving a swathe of destruction through Cornwall, mowing down mighty trees like corn to satisfy its animal lusts. The Guardian reports that the bucktoothed Boche bole-botherer busted out of …
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Mmmmm.... beaver
"there was beaver as far as the eye could see here in old Blighty, but they were eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors."
I too love to munch on a good beaver from time to time.
hyuk hyuk hyuk
- ph cos i'd like to....
Gratuitous "Beaver" Shot
And you missed a golden opportunity to post a picture of "German Beaver", I found loads on a Google search...........
Mines the one with "NIce Beaver" on the back
Yum yum
"It seems that once upon a time there was beaver as far as the eye could see here in old Blighty, but they were eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors."
I hope they breed well, as I want to try a Beaver Burger!
Patience...
I'm waiting for the vagina innuendo to come pouring in from the readers.
That's it...
Gonna get down to Cornwall and get me some beaver.
Ideal beaver country?
"It's ideal beaver country he's found himself in". Cornwall surely not!
Furry Trunk Muncher
And "furry trunk-muncher" is a euphamism for...???
Paris -- Beaver -- Need I say more?
Sorry gotta do it, if it hasn't been done already
"...but they were eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors."
And I still love munching on beaver :D
(Mine's the one with Joke Alert written on it)
and I quote...
"According to Derek Gow, beaver expert...". Fantastic, I wish my job title was that good.
On another note, do you think he is an expert solely on German beaver? I would like to think myself something of an expert on the English tufted beaver, with an occasional glimpse of the lesser spotted Brazilian smooth beaver.
Paris because she has also been associated with other beaver related news.
Any alliteration allowed?
I know badger baiting, and bear baiting are illegal, but what about bucktoothed boche bi-mated beaver baiting? (By the way, was it from Bavaria too?)
I need not bother with the Paris allusions...
Nice beaver
>eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors
What are we talking about here, and could it fall foul of the new extreme porn legislatin?
ahh you can see the next stories title...
"Cornwall invaded by beaver bother'ers"
"Cornwall's beaver threatened by badger"
"Botched up beaver escaping escapades" >.<
etc etc ...
There should be a competition ...
I for one...
... wish to welcome our German spy Beavers.
Right thats it
That's it...
By Peter Fielden-Weston Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 16:16 GMT
Gonna get down to Cornwall and get me some beaver.
Ohhhh no your not
I've closed the A30 and the A39 so your effectively screwed!!
The Beaver is heading towards my cottage and my wife is away until New Year. WoooHooo
OOOOPS I meant BoooHooo ;)
Bring it on Beaver, haven't seen a German one around my farm in ages 8)
Do they shave under the armpits?
If not I'll have a bath run with the shaving foam and a razor ready.
Can't wait
WoooHooo
RE: Right thats it
Do not accept a BJ from this German beaver.
Toll!, ich mag mushie ;p
Paris, as she is raziert blondin :)
Oh - Be ave(r)
Tsk Tsk.
All you naughty peoples, this is NOT the Carry On fan site!
Cheese
Will this affect the price of Bavarian Beaver Cheese?
May I
May I be the first to welcome our new forest chrunching hairy semi aquatic uberlords.
Late contender...
... for sub-header/title of the year? :-)
skinned not eaten
"It seems that once upon a time there was beaver as far as the eye could see here in old Blighty, but they were eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors."
Our ancestors had different habits, beavers in Briton were driven to extinction by being skinned used to keep one warm. Whereas over in Canada we stil have many wild beaver and given the chance use them to keep us warm, Although many Brits have protests over this, I too would protest if I lived in a country with only few beaver and those keep in zoos where you are only allowed to look but not touch.
a recession is coming ...
... so it is great that we are informed where edible beavers will be living soon.
very funny@John Angelico
Bother! An alpha beaver? Bravo, Charlie!
So does that make you a beaver botherer?
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