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A German beaver being held prisoner behind an electric fence on Dartmoor has escaped, according to reports. The furry trunk-muncher is now carving a swathe of destruction through Cornwall, mowing down mighty trees like corn to satisfy its animal lusts. The Guardian reports that the bucktoothed Boche bole-botherer busted out of …

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Paris Hilton

Mmmmm.... beaver

"there was beaver as far as the eye could see here in old Blighty, but they were eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors."

I too love to munch on a good beaver from time to time.

hyuk hyuk hyuk

- ph cos i'd like to....

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Heart

What can I say but

RUN BROTHER, RUN!

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Coat

Gratuitous "Beaver" Shot

And you missed a golden opportunity to post a picture of "German Beaver", I found loads on a Google search...........

Mines the one with "NIce Beaver" on the back

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Yum yum

"It seems that once upon a time there was beaver as far as the eye could see here in old Blighty, but they were eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors."

I hope they breed well, as I want to try a Beaver Burger!

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Patience...

I'm waiting for the vagina innuendo to come pouring in from the readers.

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Paris Hilton

That's it...

Gonna get down to Cornwall and get me some beaver.

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Happy

Ideal beaver country?

"It's ideal beaver country he's found himself in". Cornwall surely not!

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Paris Hilton

Furry Trunk Muncher

And "furry trunk-muncher" is a euphamism for...???

Paris -- Beaver -- Need I say more?

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Beavers are edible?

Then again... *grin*

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Rob
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Coat

Sorry gotta do it, if it hasn't been done already

"...but they were eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors."

And I still love munching on beaver :D

(Mine's the one with Joke Alert written on it)

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Excellent subtitle

It could only be Lewis

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Paris Hilton

and I quote...

"According to Derek Gow, beaver expert...". Fantastic, I wish my job title was that good.

On another note, do you think he is an expert solely on German beaver? I would like to think myself something of an expert on the English tufted beaver, with an occasional glimpse of the lesser spotted Brazilian smooth beaver.

Paris because she has also been associated with other beaver related news.

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Paris Hilton

Any alliteration allowed?

I know badger baiting, and bear baiting are illegal, but what about bucktoothed boche bi-mated beaver baiting? (By the way, was it from Bavaria too?)

I need not bother with the Paris allusions...

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Paris Hilton

Because

Oh, you work it out.

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Nice beaver

>eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors

What are we talking about here, and could it fall foul of the new extreme porn legislatin?

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ahh you can see the next stories title...

"Cornwall invaded by beaver bother'ers"

"Cornwall's beaver threatened by badger"

"Botched up beaver escaping escapades" >.<

etc etc ...

There should be a competition ...

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Pirate

I for one...

... wish to welcome our German spy Beavers.

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Anonymous Coward

Right thats it

That's it...

By Peter Fielden-Weston Posted Tuesday 30th December 2008 16:16 GMT

Gonna get down to Cornwall and get me some beaver.

Ohhhh no your not

I've closed the A30 and the A39 so your effectively screwed!!

The Beaver is heading towards my cottage and my wife is away until New Year. WoooHooo

OOOOPS I meant BoooHooo ;)

Bring it on Beaver, haven't seen a German one around my farm in ages 8)

Do they shave under the armpits?

If not I'll have a bath run with the shaving foam and a razor ready.

Can't wait

WoooHooo

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J
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satisfy its animal lusts

Good one.

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Joke

RE: Right thats it

Do not accept a BJ from this German beaver.

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Happy

So I'm guessing

That my wood is safe for now?

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lol

"The furry trunk-muncher"

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Paris Hilton

Toll!, ich mag mushie ;p

Paris, as she is raziert blondin :)

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Stop

Oh - Be ave(r)

Tsk Tsk.

All you naughty peoples, this is NOT the Carry On fan site!

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Cheese

Will this affect the price of Bavarian Beaver Cheese?

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Anonymous Coward

May I

May I be the first to welcome our new forest chrunching hairy semi aquatic uberlords.

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IT Angle

Mr.

TIMBER!!!!

(Where's the beaver icon?)

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Late contender...

... for sub-header/title of the year? :-)

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Joke

Bother!

An alpha beaver? Bravo, Charlie!

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Heart

skinned not eaten

"It seems that once upon a time there was beaver as far as the eye could see here in old Blighty, but they were eaten into extinction by our hungry ancestors."

Our ancestors had different habits, beavers in Briton were driven to extinction by being skinned used to keep one warm. Whereas over in Canada we stil have many wild beaver and given the chance use them to keep us warm, Although many Brits have protests over this, I too would protest if I lived in a country with only few beaver and those keep in zoos where you are only allowed to look but not touch.

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Happy

a recession is coming ...

... so it is great that we are informed where edible beavers will be living soon.

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Joke

very funny@John Angelico

Bother! An alpha beaver? Bravo, Charlie!

So does that make you a beaver botherer?

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